5W1H'd

(/[ˈfaɪvˈdʌbl̩ˌjuːˌwʌˈneɪt͡ʃ]d/)

adj.

The state of being drunk and asking five varieties of why before arriving at how.

Evanora got 5W1H'd and interrogated the empty chair about its destination.

Source: Wiktionary