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A Specialed adj. You are drunk and enforcing a private order among the coats by the front door. Yasheika got A Specialed and began directing strangers towards the appropriate coat hooks. A banded adj. Of a drinker: marked by a dark line where the evening's drinks have ended and the morning begins. Marchello was A banded, with a visible boundary between his shirt and the borrowed coat. A batteried adj. Of a drinker who has run down the evening's reserve and now requires charging by taxi. Ibraheim was A batteried after last orders and could manage only the journey's essential movements. A boarded adj. Describing a drinker who has become a mobile sign for the next destination. Vince got A boarded and wore the sandwich board while attempting to find the station. A checked adj. A drinker who requires a thorough inspection before being cleared for the journey home. Deashley was A checked by the group before being permitted near the taxi rank. A cupped adj. A drinker so far gone that a small measure seems an architectural feature of the evening. Annaliyah got A cupped and asked whether the bar sold coats in matching sizes. A double S'd adj. You have drunk enough to regard your own backside, self and dignity as one manageable travel problem. Elie-jade went A double S and sat down beside the coat stand for the journey home. A finalled adj. The state of being drunk and treating the journey home as the evening's championship event. Shaquanah was A finalled, entering the taxi queue with the focus of a title contender. A flatted adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently sings below the note and regards the error as arrangement. Vicci went A flatted through the chorus, explaining that the melody needed lowering. A formationed adj. Drunk and lining up behind the bar, with the loudest person inexplicably directing play. Graysin got A formationed and stood behind the bar arranging the crisps by field position. A gamed adj. Reduced by drink to one's best form, namely remaining upright until the taxi arrives. Arohi got A gamed and delivered a confident performance at the coat stand. A languaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating one’s native vocabulary as an authorised instrument of interpretation. Skarleth got A languaged and translated the landlord’s silence into a formal rebuke. A levelled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an examination as something one has not prepared to pass. Gabreille went A levelled and began revising the drinks menu aloud. A listed adj. Still drunk, and ranking acquaintances, puddings and escape routes according to an unrequested order of importance. Akyrie stayed A listed and placed the cloakroom attendant above the managing director. A majored adj. Still drunk, and insisting that every conversation resolve in the key of A, preferably with three sharps. Jereth remained A majored, correcting the singer whenever the conversation appeared to change key. A minored adj. Too drunk to distinguish the natural notes from one another, though perfectly certain that A is the tonic. Sheffield went A minored and supplied the evening with an unsolicited account of its tonic.