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Albanianed (/ælˈbeɪ.ni.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still trying to establish which coat, keys and headache belong to whom. Toyota woke Albanianed, sorting three coats and two sets of keys beside the front door. Albaniannessed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the settled conviction that the morning has acquired a nationality it cannot explain. Malek woke Albaniannessed, giving the kitchen a name and the kettle an uncertain allegiance. Albanologisted adj. Too drunk to remember the language, but prepared to lecture on its finer points until the toast burns. Danieka woke Albanologisted and delivered a detailed lecture while searching unsuccessfully for the butter. Albanophiliaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to admire every label, map and stray syllable associated with a country you have not visited. Grantas became Albanophiliaed and spent breakfast praising a map found behind the radiator. Albanophobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to approach every unfamiliar label with suspicion, especially before the first coffee. Ameriyah woke Albanophobiaed and inspected the unfamiliar tea packet from a cautious distance. Albany beefed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could support, and now treating the remaining breakfast as a fishery. Rhyss woke Albany beefed, regarding the cold fish supper as a reasonable recovery plan. Albany pitcher planted adj. Drunk and confidently mistaking every glass on the table for a carnivorous trap. Sparks became Albany pitcher planted and warned the olives not to lean over the rim. Albany slipped adj. Drunk to the point where every surface seems ready for glazing, and each landing appears deliberate. Damaris went Albany slipped and defended the resulting pottery as a planned finish. Albers projectioned adj. Drunk past the point of keeping places in proportion, while confidently redrawing the room around two fixed lines. Armeda became Albers projectioned and placed the bar equidistant from both exits. Albert Einsteined adj. Drunk in a way that makes every incorrect answer arrive with the confidence of a solution. Samiyha got Albert Einsteined and solved the crossword by changing several clues. Albert algebraed adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor decision acquires twenty-seven dimensions and an exceptional amount of confidence. Samrat became Albert algebraed and treated choosing crisps as a problem of higher mathematics. Albert chained adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every object ceremonially attached to the next, for reasons presently regarded as sound. Revie went Albert chained and fastened the napkin to his waistcoat with a keyring. Albert's lyrebirded adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating every sound in the room, with particular confidence in the imitations. Neamh became Albert's lyrebirded and reproduced the till's warning tone during dinner. Alberta clippered adj. Drunk on the strength of a fast-moving idea that has crossed the room before judgement can catch it. Kikuko went Alberta clippered and announced an immediate expedition through the snow to buy stamps. Albertanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest chair as a settled place of residence. Revecca was Albertanned and defended the corner chair as a permanent arrangement. Alberted (/ˈælb.ətd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a watch chain seems ornamental rather than an excellent route home. Teilor went Alberted and followed the watch chain instead of the road signs.