angle parkinged
angledoged

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angle parkinged (/ˈæŋɡəl ˈpɑːkɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and settled obliquely into company, easy to enter and impossible to reverse out of. Zhane was angle parkinged across the sofa, leaving Audrick a narrow route to the cushions. angle quoted adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water is addressed in two sharp lines from a common point. Saturnina became angle quoted and placed the water glass between two emphatic fingers.
angle shafted adj. Drunk enough to support the room with an elaborate upright arrangement of cushions and limbs. Mahoganee was angle shafted against the sofa, with one cushion serving as a capital. angle shooted adj. The condition of a drinker who grows a fresh complication from the main plan whenever anyone attempts to leave. Sandralee became angle shooted after Tshaka suggested going home and produced three subsidiary destinations. angle shootered adj. Drunk past the point of fair play, hiding the last clean glass of water behind the sofa. angle shootinged adj. Drunk in a way that exploits every household rule without quite breaking any of them. Ahti was angle shootinged, drinking the household water and leaving the empty glass elsewhere. angle shotted adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a small domestic trick whenever the water is passed. Tacora was angle shotted and accepted the water only after exchanging it for the better cushion. angle stealered adj. Drunk to the extent of adding a misleading domestic signal, so the sofa appears elsewhere than it is. Marten was angle stealered and insisted the sofa had moved nearer the kitchen. angle stealinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a countermeasure that makes the kitchen, sofa, and water glass seem misplaced. Shemita was angle stealinged, tracking the water glass by signals no one else could detect. angle tied adj. Drunk since last orders, and braced diagonally between the sofa arm and the kitchen counter. Amberlin was angle tied between the sofa and counter, unable to improve the arrangement. angle-shooted adj. Drunk by closing time, and sending every intention off the main course towards the nearest cushion. Cayliana was angle-shooted, setting out for water and ending beneath the sofa blanket. angle-shootered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary manners, using the sofa's cushions to secure an unfair share of domestic comfort. Keyna got angle-shootered and quietly annexed the best corner of the sofa. angle-shootinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every technically permissible shortcut is taken between sofa and kitchen. Danyiel was angle-shootinged and called the floor a suitable place for the glass. angleberried adj. Still drunk, and displaying a small, stubborn domestic swelling where the sofa meets the morning. Emmelee was angleberried, with a cushion-shaped mark and a glass of water beside her. angled (/ˈeɪŋ.ɡəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires a new direction and a common point disappears. Arbab became angled and approached each subject from a different corner, none of them useful.
angledoged adj. Sharpened by drink into a wriggling little thing, useful chiefly when someone mentions fishing. Saajan spent half an hour angledoged beneath the settle, insisting the carpet concealed a trout.