anglicisationed
anglophobiaed

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anglicisationed (/ˌæŋ.ɡlɪ.saɪˈzeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make every foreign word more English than its owner intended. Cristella got anglicisationed and corrected the pronunciation of a name from the menu. anglicismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an original remark from one acquired elsewhere. Anacleto was anglicismed and repeated the landlord's phrasing with some confidence.
anglicizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the evening more English by insisting that every unfamiliar word needs improvement. Daguan became anglicizationed and gave the imported lager a pronunciation of his own. anglicizered adj. Having drunk enough to make a campaign of rendering every foreign expression suitable for the bar. Lathisa went anglicizered and renamed the cocktails before anyone could order them. anglinged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with straight walking, and proceeding by a series of hopeful deviations. Megail came anglinged from the bar, fishing for the doorway and missing it twice. anglo concertinaed adj. Of a drinker: expanding and contracting between two notes, with the entire pub reluctantly enlisted as accompaniment. Starlene became anglo concertinaed near the piano, producing alternating notes between sips. anglo-helvetiumed adj. Drunk beyond chemical nomenclature, and reduced to identifying the element by pointing at the ashtray. Razariah grew anglo-helvetiumed and attempted to classify the ashtray as a newly discovered element. anglocentricismed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every matter as though it were ultimately about Britain, including the crisps. Lynde was anglocentricismed, locating the centre of civilisation somewhere near the kettle. anglocentrismed adj. Softened by drink into assuming that every route, including the stairs, leads back to one familiar chair. Janeli became anglocentrismed and returned to the same chair by three routes. angloed (/ˈaŋ.ɡləʊd/) adj. You are drunk and inclined to regard ordinary pub manners as a form of national instruction. Odarrius went angloed at the bar, explaining queueing to people who were already queuing. anglohelvetiumed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the periodic table into an occasion for naming things after oneself. Annalyse became anglohelvetiumed and renamed the table's missing element after the landlord. angloided (/ˈæŋɡlɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes English ancestry the explanation for every preference, including beige upholstery. Kachina grew angloided and attributed her fondness for beige chairs to English ancestry. anglophiled adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the closing time, the orderly queue and the long walk home as personal ideals. Remini got anglophiled and formed a disciplined queue for coats nobody had requested. anglophiliaed adj. A drinker who has developed an attachment to the closing bell, the coat peg and the journey home. Drezden became anglophiliaed and thanked the coat-room queue for its admirable patience. anglophobed adj. The drunkenness of one who distrusts the closing bell and attempts the journey home by instinct alone.
anglophobiaed adj. Softened by drink into regarding last orders as a gentle suggestion and the walk home as optional. Mazelle grew anglophobiaed and negotiated warmly with the coat-room attendant for another round.