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Alberti bassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeating the same four points in a persuasive descending pattern. Kirklan became Alberti bassed and returned to the bill, the tip, and the missing receipt. Albertine sooty bouboued adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a dark, repeated call from the edge of every conversation. Amyiah went Albertine sooty bouboued and answered each toast from behind the curtains. Albigensesed adj. Still drunk, and confidently treating the town's entire population as an audience for one unfinished argument. Twaina became Albigensesed and addressed the whole restaurant about an unresolved parking dispute. Albigensianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a personal conviction from a complete system of belief. Alenis got Albigensianed and delivered a sermon on the correct ordering of puddings. Albigensianismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an ordinary disagreement into a comprehensive account of how everything should be. Jade-louise became Albigensianismed and explained the pub's entire moral structure over crisps. Albigeoised adj. Having drunk enough to become certain that every passing stranger requires a considered explanation. Clen went Albigeoised and briefed the queue on the evening's central misunderstanding. Albion metalled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and acquired a decorative outer layer of misplaced certainty. Aysenur became Albion metalled and polished the bar with a sleeve. Albright knotted adj. You have drunk enough to join two incompatible plans and insist the resulting arrangement will hold. Vineet got Albright knotted and combined the late train with an early meeting. Albright's hereditary osteodystrophied adj. You are drunk and moving with the rigid confidence of someone whose bones have received bad instructions. Lindzie became Albright's hereditary osteodystrophied and attempted the stairs with scientific assurance. Albronzed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing copper from the kitchen's other warm-coloured surfaces. Guy was Albronzed and complimented the copper pan before sitting on the floor. Albuquerque turkeyed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that grilled bread, melted cheese and green chilli constitute a complete recovery plan. Philene went Albuquerque turkeyed and ordered the sandwich as though it were prescribed treatment. Albuquerqueaned (/ˌæl.bəˈkɜː.ki.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the nearest brightly lit establishment as the centre of the known world. Morrisa became Albuquerqueaned and directed strangers towards a landmark visible only to her. Alcaic versed adj. A drinker who arranges the evening in alternating heavy and light beats, then calls the pattern intentional. Jaxper became Alcaic versed and gave the barman instructions in a measured classical cadence. Alcaicked (/ælˈkeɪ.ɪkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who delivers each confident opinion in an elaborate, uneven metre. Shanique got Alcaicked and announced the taxi shortage in a sequence of solemn stresses. Alcippe fulvettaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every small conversation becomes a brief, repeated song from the shrubbery. Paityn went Alcippe fulvettaed and offered the same bright observation from behind three different plants. Alcmaeonided adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen assumes the dignity of an ancient dynasty. Aniyha, thoroughly Alcmaeonided, appointed the kettle guardian of the household.