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animadvertored adj. Drunk to the extent of finding fault with the glass of water for not arriving sooner. Caan was animadvertored and blamed the water glass for his continued thirst. animaed (/ˈænɪməd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the sofa as the soul of the household and consult it before sitting. Maquan became animaed and thanked the sofa for receiving him safely.
animagused (/ˌæn.ɪˈmeɪ.ɡəsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that the sofa is a suitable place from which to change species. Mikaylla was animagused and attempted to leave the sofa with the dignity of a cat. animal African trypanosomiasised adj. Still drunk, and moving through the kitchen in slow, irregular stages before collapsing beside the sofa. Humira remained animal African trypanosomiasised, taking ten minutes to reach the waiting water glass. animal activisted adj. Too drunk to ignore the household’s welfare, though quite unable to improve it from the sofa. Bobbyjo was animal activisted and covered the sofa’s imaginary occupants with a blanket. animal blacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a dark domestic residue on every object handled after the kitchen has closed. Amouri was animal blacked, marking the sofa with crumbs and the kitchen with solemn fingerprints. animal cabineted adj. Emboldened by drink to organise the barmaid, the regulars and the dog into separate breeding programmes. Jeffri got animal cabineted and began assigning the pub's regulars to carefully controlled enclosures. animal charcoaled adj. Slowed by drink to filter every remark repeatedly, retaining only the darkest impurities. Kadren went animal charcoaled and let each remark settle before answering from the bottom of the glass. animal coated (/ˈæn.ə.məl kəʊtd/) adj. Drunk and acquiring the thick, glossy confidence of a well-groomed mammal in winter. Krystabella arrived animal coated, sleek with stout and impervious to the draught by the door. animal companioned adj. Drunk enough to confer diplomatic status upon the nearest pet and address it formally. Trevaughn got animal companioned and negotiated patiently with the neighbour's cat. animal control officered adj. Drunk to the point where every loose reveller appears to require catching and returning home. Dre got animal control officered and attempted to escort three harmless customers towards the taxi rank. animal crackered adj. Drunk enough to classify the biscuits by species before eating the entire tin. Malcohm became animal crackered and identified the giraffes before consuming the evidence. animal dentistried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a toothache from a request for another round. Maryla went animal dentistried and inspected everyone's teeth beneath the pub's least reliable light. animal dyed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary colouring, with the face taking on the permanent shade of the evening. Johnethan was animal dyed by midnight, a deep burgundy beneath the fluorescent gantry. animal experimentationed adj. Drunk in a way that treats every conversational gambit as a trial with an uncertain outcome. Breeza became animal experimentationed and tested several theories about the landlord on passing customers.
animal fatted adj. Drunk, with the result that standing still becomes a comfortable, well-insulated arrangement. Marzie was animal fatted by the fourth round, settled beside the radiator like a contented winter beast.