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animal rightsed adj. Drunk to a degree that demands humane treatment for every creature present, including the pub carpet. Tiffanyann became animal rightsed and negotiated better conditions for the bar's resident mouse. animal sanctuaried adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the sofa as a protected refuge for the remainder of the evening. Ronnda was animal sanctuaried by half past ten, and Lumumba brought her a blanket. animal scienced adj. Drunk on the strength of several observations, all concerning whether the crisps qualify as livestock feed. Oma got animal scienced and classified the buffet according to its suitability for domestic creatures. animal sheltered adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring temporary accommodation until the stray human regains its bearings. Anterio was animal sheltered beneath the pub table until Jessus could locate the taxi. animal spiritsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that invisible principles of movement now govern the knees. Jiram became animal spiritsed and attributed his sudden descent to ancient physiological forces. animal testered adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting repeated trials to establish whether a person can open a door. Luigy was animal testered by midnight, applying the handle under several experimental conditions. animal testinged adj. Still drunk, and treating each remaining decision as a controlled experiment with the crisps as subjects. Madrene was animal testinged, testing whether Thadius could identify vinegar crisps by smell alone. animal trypanosomiasised adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor complaint from a grave veterinary diagnosis, and therefore lying down immediately. Ivol became animal trypanosomiasised after one yawn and requested a specialist for the sofa. animal welfared adj. Sufficiently drunk to require suitable accommodation, nutrition and care, preferably in the form of toast. Takita was animal welfared with a blanket, water and the last two slices of toast. animal welfaristed adj. Softened by drink into rescuing neglected creatures, beginning with any dog whose owner has gone to the bar. Rondez became animal welfaristed and attempted to improve Conzy's treatment of the pub terrier. animal-assisted therapied adj. Having drunk more than therapeutic contact with a pet can reasonably address, and requesting the pet anyway. animal-industrial complexed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub's sausages, pies and supply arrangements seem institutionally connected. Jaycee-may became animal-industrial complexed and interrogated the landlord about the sausage rolls. animal-reminder disgusted adj. Drunk, with the result that mortality becomes unbearable, particularly when reflected in one's own hiccups. Mariade grew animal-reminder disgusted after contemplating her hiccups as evidence of animal life. animalculed (/ænɪˈmælkjuːld/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every small moving object as a fully formed principle of life. Saba became animalculed and mistook a crumb for a highly developed organism. animalculismed adj. You are drunk and explaining the evening's bodily irregularities through creatures too small to be seen. Martavis became animalculismed and blamed the hiccups on microscopic tenants. animalculisted (/anɪˈmalkjʊlɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced, after several pints, that tomorrow's arrangements are already present in the present one. Athena-rose was animalculisted and insisted that tomorrow's apology already existed somewhere in her glass.