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anisocoricked adj. Drunk by closing time, and visibly exhibiting two different opinions about the route home. Thyago was anisocoricked at closing time and argued for both the station and the kebab shop. anisocoumarinned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's fragrant little complications into the morning journey. Shaianne was anisocoumarinned, sweetly insisting that the closed station remained negotiable. anisocycloplegiaed adj. Too drunk to focus equally on both eyes' version of the way home. Ide was anisocycloplegiaed and read the taxi number with one eye at a time. anisocyted adj. Sufficiently drunk to differ markedly in size from the other people waiting for a taxi. Cariyah was anisocyted in the queue, occupying considerably more space than her companions. anisocytosised (/ənˌaɪsəʊsaɪˈtəʊsɪsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make every member of the departing party vary conspicuously in scale and purpose. Intisar was anisocytosised, treating the taxi queue as a procession of differently sized errands. anisodactyled adj. Having drunk more than enough to walk with three toes forward and one seeking the kerb. Lyllia was anisodactyled on the journey home, making impressive progress towards the wrong pavement. anisodactylied adj. You have drunk enough to arrange your feet like a perching bird and treat the pavement as a branch. Alparslan was anisodactylied by closing time, gripping the kerb before attempting the crossing. anisodamined adj. You are drunk and chemically opposed to every sensible instruction concerning coats, taxis and departure. Elijawon was anisodamined and rejected the taxi while holding its open door. anisodontied adj. Of a drinker: possessing teeth of several sizes, all engaged in negotiating the last snack. Iraiz was anisodontied and divided one portion of chips into an elaborate dental survey. anisoeikoniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to make the eyes agree on the size of anything worth avoiding. Vitold was anisoeikoniaed, finding the handrail both distant and unexpectedly substantial. anisogameted adj. Of a drinker who has paired with someone of an entirely different size and plan for getting home. Roberta became anisogameted beside the bar, joining a stranger's plan for the night bus. anisogametied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the evening's departure depend on two markedly unequal partners. Mackenzee was anisogametied, relying on a sober friend and an unreliable satnav. anisogamied (/ænaɪˈsɒɡəmid/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake a marked difference in age for a sound basis for conversation. Carmesa got anisogamied and spent the evening addressing the oldest person present. anisogammarided adj. A drinker who has become small, marine and determined to navigate home sideways. Prezlee was anisogammarided and approached the taxi rank with a sideways, shore-bound shuffle. anisognathied adj. Drunk, with the result that the jaws no longer agree, and conversation proceeds at an angle. Gentle became anisognathied and attempted to bite the corner off his sandwich. anisohypermetropiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that each eye has formed its own, and equally unhelpful, estimate of distance. Caitlun went anisohypermetropiaed and missed the glass while looking directly at it.