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ankaraholided adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary recovery, retaining only a sweetly fused recollection of the evening. Aayat was ankaraholided, her memories joined together in one bright, unhelpful mass. ankaramited adj. Of a drinker: confidently identifying every dark stone as evidence of volcanic activity. Zainb became ankaramited and classified the pub fireplace as a particularly promising lava field. ankeed adj. Of a drinker who has confidently harvested the lawn, believing the seeds will make an excellent supper. Demitre got ankeed and began gathering grass seed into the ashtray for dinner. ankered adj. Describing a drinker who confidently assumes every decision can be measured in barrels. Jakiaya became ankered and ordered supper according to an obsolete wine measure. ankerited (/ˈɑŋkɚˌaɪtd/) adj. A drinker who presents a complicated mixture of certainty and minerals as a settled conclusion. Brendyn grew ankerited and explained the pub argument as a carbonate formation. ankhed (/æŋkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every rash decision is treated as a charm for continued life. Amelia-hope became ankhed and wore a pretzel as an amulet against sensible decisions. ankhused adj. Emboldened by drink to prod the household into order with an imaginary hooked instrument. Jamilya went ankhused through the kitchen, directing everyone towards the washing-up. ankimoed adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently compresses the evening into one cylindrical, steamed decision. Rennae got ankimoed and insisted the takeaway should be rolled, salted and steamed. ankinovichited adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently attributes every poor decision to a mineral containing nine elements. Vallen became ankinovichited and blamed his missing phone on a monoclinic influence. ankle bitered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that small children are not suitable advisers on major evening decisions. Ethar became ankle bitered and asked a toddler which bus would best reach the city centre. ankle booted adj. Sharpened by drink into making small, firm advances while claiming to possess proper footwear. Telvin got ankle booted and marched decisively towards the wrong exit. ankle braceleted adj. Loosened by drink into treating a modest ornament as authority to alter the evening's arrangements. Goeffrey became ankle braceleted and reassigned everyone's seats using a bracelet as a pointer. ankle expressed adj. Emboldened by drink to use your own legs for journeys better suited to transport. Yavonne went ankle expressed and confidently walked home in the opposite direction. ankle grazersed adj. Slowed by drink to a carefully shortened stride, as though the pavement were newly tailored. Deonte became ankle grazersed and took forty minutes to cross the car park. ankle locked (/ˈaŋk(ə)l ˌlɒkd/) adj. Drunk and maintaining an unhelpful grip on every plan after it has plainly fallen over. Idi got ankle locked and refused to abandon the route despite being seated on the kerb. ankle monitored adj. Drunk to the point where every movement is reported, chiefly by the person making it. Galiyah became ankle monitored and provided hourly updates on her progress towards the taxi.