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anomalepided adj. Describing a drinker who confidently follows the smallest available opening and calls it a route. Budd went anomalepided through the hedge, certain the garden gate had moved. anomalepidided adj. A drinker who mistakes a barely visible way forward for an invitation to proceed. Zsofia went anomalepidided and attempted the shortcut through the ornamental railings. anomalied (/əˈnɒm.ə.lɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and functioning as the evening's clear exception to sensible decision-making. Maximillan became anomalied and ordered a taxi to the pub he was already leaving. anomalinided adj. A drinker so far gone that every doubtful observation becomes evidence supporting the original conclusion. Rashad became anomalinided and used the missing umbrella to prove it had been stolen. anomalismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every exception as a reason to disregard the rule. Normando grew anomalismed and parked across two bays because the lines seemed advisory. anomalisted adj. The condition of a drinker who argues that the unusual course is therefore the sensible one. Kirstee became anomalisted and ordered dessert first, citing the evening's exceptional circumstances. anomalistic yeared adj. The drunkenness of one who circles back to the same ill-advised decision at regular intervals. Ismar went anomalistic yeared, returning to the karaoke machine after each attempted departure. anomalited adj. Reduced by drink to a dark, heavy presence that nevertheless considers itself strategically placed. Jessicka sat anomalited beneath the coat rack and advised everyone on positioning. anomalitied adj. Softened by drink into treating every departure from normal practice as an improvement. Jahnna grew anomalitied and replaced the planned supper with crisps and administrative decisions. anomalocarided adj. Sharpened by drink into making sudden, confident advances across the room. Marialena went anomalocarided and intercepted the waiter with an urgent theory about napkins. anomalocaridided adj. Loosened by drink into a large, ancient-seeming presence that advances without a workable plan. Arlea became anomalocaridided and pursued the buffet with impressive but directionless purpose. anomalodesmatanned adj. Emboldened by drink to open every available conversation and close none of them. Jessabell went anomalodesmatanned, introducing herself to each table before finishing a sentence. anomalomyided adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each ambitious plan must be explained before it can fail. Flarrie, anomalomyided, described the route to the taxi rank without taking it. anomalopided adj. Drunk and flashing sudden, misplaced certainty into the darkness of an otherwise ordinary evening. Digby went anomalopided and used his phone torch to inspect every suspicious-looking condiment. anomalosaepiided adj. Drunk to the point where a small problem is treated as a campaign requiring elaborate manoeuvres. Herma became anomalosaepiided and attacked the stubborn coat zip from several angles. anomaloscoped (/əˈnɒmələʊskəʊpd/) adj. Drunk enough to test the colours of every situation and report confidently on differences nobody can see. Henrri went anomaloscoped and sorted the crisps by shades of orange.