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anophelinned adj. Having drunk enough to inhibit the clotting of conversation, leaving every exchange running freely. Kaymon was anophelinned and allowed the same story to flow through four unrelated subjects. anophelismed adj. You have drunk enough to experience the pub as an infestation of small, persistent flying things. Espie was anophelismed and spent ten minutes negotiating with a fly on the window. anophensinned adj. You are drunk and inhibiting every sensible response to the barmaid’s suggestion that you go home. Salathiel was anophensinned, resisting the taxi with the calm of a man under laboratory observation. anophthalmiaed adj. Of a drinker: unable to account for one eye, though both were present at the start of the round. Ezmai was anophthalmiaed and searched the pub for the eye she had not lost. anophthalmied adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the visual usefulness of one or both eyes near closing time. Toni-lee became anophthalmied and poured cider beside the glass rather than into it. anophthalmosed adj. Describing a drinker who sees no reason to use either eye when the bar is doing the choosing. Rylynn was anophthalmosed and followed the sound of the pumps towards another round. anophyted (/ˈænəfaɪtd/) adj. A drinker who grows steadily upwards from the bar stool, leafy with attempts at conversation. Pantha was anophyted, rising from the stool in stages and developing several new opinions. anopiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that sightlessness seems the most efficient explanation for missing the chair. Dayo was anopiaed and sat beside the chair while holding the correct pint. anoplastied adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to correct a bodily arrangement which was never malfunctioning. Nicholaas was anoplastied and spent the evening rearranging the lavatory sign. anoplopomatided adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the steady, dark-eyed patience of a fish beneath a cold surface. Crystine was anoplopomatided, staring through the stout as though waiting on the seabed. anoplotheriided adj. Drunk on the strength of an extinct mammal lineage, and now regarding the bar stool as a natural habitat. Heni became anoplotheriided and attempted to browse the crisps by geological period. anoplotheriumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the solemn, broad-backed dignity of an extinct ungulate towards the kebab shop. Marie-helene was anoplotheriumed, proceeding majestically towards the illuminated takeaway. anopluranned adj. Drunk by the third round, and attached to one conversation with the quiet persistence of a sucking louse. Kalman became anopluranned and remained fixed to the same discussion until closing. anopored adj. Drunk by closing time, and porous to every draught, suggestion and minor domestic emergency. Kartel was anopored and accepted the bartender's explanation of the weather without question. anopsiaed adj. Still drunk, and missing the entire visual field occupied by the obvious route home. Pritpal was anopsiaed and searched the table for the door. anopsied adj. Too drunk to perceive the edges of the evening, or the shopping trolley being pushed into them. Adlai was anopsied and spent ten minutes locating the boundary of the supermarket.