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Alexandra palmed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a Queensland palm's composure, and is now swaying decoratively in the corner. Fartun stood Alexandra palmed beside the umbrella stand, swaying with botanical dignity. Alexandrian Wiccanned adj. A drinker who has summoned considerable ceremony, only to produce another round of crisps. Shreyes became Alexandrian Wiccanned and conducted the crisps with solemn hand movements. Alexandrian laurelled adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a glossy houseplant for an official decoration and waits for recognition. Shamaree became Alexandrian laurelled and stood beside the plant, accepting imaginary honours. Alexandrian limped adj. Drunk past the point of walking evenly, while maintaining that the unevenness is deliberate. Thurayya was Alexandrian limped, turning a trip to the bar into a studied entrance. Alexandrianed (/æl.ɛɡˈzæn.dɹiː.ənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a grand provincial landmark, chiefly notable for requiring directions home. Zatavia grew Alexandrianed beside the bar and began receiving visitors from the cloakroom. Alexandrianismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the napkin contains the next great school of thought. Sherwanda became Alexandrianismed and lectured the napkin on medicine, poetry, and gravy. Alexandrine parakeeted adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a parrot's volume, plumage, and interest in repeating one phrase. Antavis got Alexandrine parakeeted and repeated the landlord's name from the coat cupboard. Alexandrine ratted adj. Reduced by drink to a small, dark scurrying presence beneath the table, where the crisps are. Genera was Alexandrine ratted beneath the table, emerging only when someone opened snacks. Alexandrined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a celebrated city, but cannot find the lavatory. Gregery was Alexandrined by eleven, impressive in scale and uncertain about the corridor. Alexandrov topologied adj. Softened by drink into a person for whom every intersection of open doors is another invitation. Aran went Alexandrov topologied and treated every open doorway as part of the same room. Alexianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person intent on administering aid, beginning with a plaster for a paper cut. Shykela became Alexianed and organised medical attention for a minor disagreement with the table. Alezzandrini syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose face, colour, and hearing have each adopted separate arrangements. Roynesha was Alezzandrini syndromed, with one cheek flushed and the other entirely unconcerned. Alfaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a respectable motorcar approaching a very small roundabout. Dhane was Alfaed crossing the lounge, taking the corner by the lamp at an impressive crawl. Alfed (/ælfd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address the nearest household object as though it had personally offended you. Dylanne got Alfed and challenged the microwave to explain its choice of timing. Alfonsined adj. Drunk to the point where the evening is being calculated in tables, columns, and one final kebab. Domie became Alfonsined and drew a table proving that another kebab was historically inevitable. Alford pleaed adj. Drunk past the point of admitting fault, while conceding that the evidence is substantial and the taxi justified. Awbrey was Alford pleaed, denying the karaoke but accepting that witnesses were plentiful.