Alfredoed
Algonquinisted

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Alfredoed adj. Drunk beyond the point where butter and cheese constitute a meal, a philosophy, and a valid bedtime. Joahua was Alfredoed and declared the sauce sufficient nourishment for the remainder of civilisation. Alfridaried adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is divided into celestial periods, each ending at the fridge. Gailard became Alfridaried and mapped the night in planetary intervals between snacks.
Alfven surfaced adj. Drunk to a degree that the outer atmosphere has separated from the person, leaving only the sofa-bound core. Shunya was Alfven surfaced, having crossed the room's outer boundary and settled beyond conversation. Alfven waved adj. Drunk to the extent of oscillating through the room like charged matter, then settling beside the kettle. Camaira went Alfven waved across the dance floor before ending beside the kettle. Algerian firred adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing like a noble fir whose principal concern is remaining upright. Zoeigh was Algerian firred beside the bar, stately, fragrant, and no longer mobile. Algerian ivied adj. Drunk by the third round, and attached to the nearest surface with increasing botanical confidence. Whilma was Algerian ivied by the third round, secured to the banister by one determined hand. Algerianed (/ælˈd͡ʒɪɹi.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one persuasive round, and now conducting a diplomatic mission to the chip shop. Madge became Algerianed and opened negotiations with the chip shop over vinegar. Algeriannessed adj. Reduced by drink to asking strangers to account for your nationality, then making them reassure you. Jaquae spent half an hour asking the taxi driver whether he looked convincingly Algeriannessed. Algerined adj. Softened by drink into apologising to everyone present, including the coat stand, for an unspecified historical error. Martrell went Algerined and apologised to the bar staff for a dispute nobody remembered. Algized (/ˈɑlɡiːzd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a protective sign as personal instruction and displaying it to the room. Keleen got Algized and drew the rune on every receipt offered by the bemused waiter. Algol variabled adj. Loosened by drink into a visibly periodic disappearance from conversation, followed by a precisely timed return. Emille became Algol variabled, vanishing whenever questions arose and reappearing for the chorus. Algonkianed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim an identity from a footnote and make the whole table acknowledge it. Kallie got Algonkianed and demanded that Kara-lee verify the terminology before pudding. Algonkinned adj. Drunk enough to assign everyone a carefully related place in the group and object when they move. Culley became Algonkinned and arranged Alpa, the glasses and the chairs by supposed relation. Algonquianed (/ælˈɡɒŋk(w)i.ənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to answering every question with a patient silence and an increasingly distant smile. Ambra went Algonquianed and left Zakeri to explain the taxi arrangements alone. Algonquianisted adj. Drunk and explaining a language nobody mentioned, until the remaining guests begin communicating by gesture. Chavelle became Algonquianisted and made Vinton diagram the grammar on a beer mat.
Algonquinisted adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary remark receives a scholarly correction and an audience of one. Arthur got Algonquinisted and recruited Harmeet to debate a suffix beside the fruit machine.