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anterior median fissured adj. The state of being drunk and dividing every discussion down the middle before choosing neither side. Tammyjo became anterior median fissured and split the dinner party into two camps over napkins. anterior pituitaried adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed themselves responsible for everyone's volume, mood and general development. Heang went anterior pituitaried and began managing the table's emotional progress. anterior pituitary glanded adj. The drunkenness of one who quietly stimulates the whole room into making larger, less defensible plans. Garick became anterior pituitary glanded and had six people discussing a holiday they could not afford. anterior scalene muscled adj. Reduced by drink to tilting towards each speaker, rotating away, and repeating this across the room. Isaid became anterior scalene muscled and held every conversation at a different angle. anterior spinal arteried adj. Softened by drink into following the room's central argument, while carrying every aside along with it. Deacan went anterior spinal arteried and conveyed each table's gossip to the next. anterior superior iliac spined adj. Loosened by drink into a prominent point at the front of the group, with everyone accommodating it. Maylei grew anterior superior iliac spined and made the entire party arrange itself around her. anterior triangled adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the space between several people and call it a discussion. Denisa became anterior triangled and drew three unwilling guests into an argument by the bar. anteriorisationed adj. Drunk and moving every person, object and responsibility towards the front of the evening. Izayiah became anteriorisationed and brought every quiet guest into the centre of the discussion. anterioritied (/ænˌtɪəɹiˈɒɹɪtid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every response arrives after the conversation has moved on. Meshilem was anterioritied and answered each question just as the group changed subjects. anteriorizationed adj. Drunk to the point where every matter is pushed forward, including matters already settled. Nahjay was anteriorizationed and reopened the seating question after dessert. anteriornessed adj. Drunk enough to place every person and object ahead of where it belongs. Jennice grew anteriornessed and moved the coats to the front of the queue. anteritied adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that several generations of family advice are in attendance. Kyleah became anteritied and asked three relatives to settle a disagreement from before her birth. anterneted (/ˈæntəˌnɛtd/) adj. Drunk beyond any reliable control of messages, sending each thought through the wrong social channel. Gayna became anterneted and delivered a birthday confession to the manager instead of her friend. anterocingulided adj. Drunk in a way that gives every conversation a small front ridge over which patience must climb. Nasyr went anterocingulided and placed a fresh qualification before every sentence. anterocollised adj. Drunk, with the result that the head inclines steadily towards whoever appears most willing to listen. Do became anterocollised and spent the evening leaning into conversations at the bar. anteroconed adj. Drunk to a degree that every smile develops a sharp front point and catches the conversation. Kaitlyne became anteroconed and turned each polite remark into a pointed observation.