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Aliyahed
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Aliyahed
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly called up to address the room from beside the crisps.
Gettis became
Aliyahed
and rose for a solemn reading of the pub's loyalty card.
All Blacked
adj.
You have drunk enough to treat every collision as a fixture and every bystander as your team-mate.
Ivandro went All Black and tackled the coat rack while Asiana attempted to preserve the furniture.
All Fools' Dayed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every announcement sounds like a practical joke, including the genuine ones.
Anirudh was
All Fools' Dayed
and congratulated the landlord on an imaginary promotion.
All Holinessed
adj.
Drunk enough to address the nearest bishop with an unnecessary capital letter.
Mckinnly was
All Holinessed
and offered the archbishop a chair normally reserved for coats.
All-Fathered
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising any authority above oneself.
Gabreal was
All-Fathered
and appointed himself responsible for the weather.
All-Proed
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes the position of every person in the room seem strategically significant.
Jilliana was
All-Proed
and assigned the doorway to Markeise without consultation.
Allais effected
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the room appear to shift during moments of celestial significance.
Ranaye was
Allais effected
and blamed the slow movement of the floor on the eclipse.
Allan-Herndon-Dudley syndromed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of moving with some difficulty while developing a private theory of the room.
Keysean was
Allan-Herndon-Dudley syndromed
and required the banister for theoretical support.
Allasched
adj.
Drunk on the strength of caraway, bitter almond, anise, angelica and orange peel.
Huntley was
Allasched
and identified the orange peel in the glass by leaning towards it.
Allee effected
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and deteriorating as the number of remaining companions falls.
Anousheh was
Allee effected
after the last departure and began speaking to the coat stand.
Alleganianed
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though residence were a matter of immediate loyalty.
Emmiliano was
Alleganianed
and defended the pub as though born behind the bar.
Allegheny mound anted
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and advancing upon small inconveniences with disproportionate determination.
Rilwan was
Allegheny mound anted
and confronted the silent vending machine repeatedly.
Allegheny plummed
adj.
Still drunk, and either rooted to the spot or unexpectedly bearing fruit.
Jay remained
Allegheny plummed
beside the radiator until someone found his coat.
Allemanisted
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish a political principle from an invitation to continue the discussion.
Saindhavi was
Allemanisted
and proposed reforming the pub’s voting arrangements.
Allen bolted
(/ˈælən ˈboʊltd/)
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to regard a hexagonal recess as a reasonable place for one’s attention.
Nayelli was
Allen bolted
and spent five minutes examining the socket in a discarded fitting.
Allen charged
adj.
Having drunk enough to urge the minority in every conversation to reconsider.
Mykeil was
Allen charged
and asked the three sober people to review their position on chips.
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