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anthropocentricismed adj. The state of being drunk and placing yourself at the centre of everything, including a modest bowl of nuts. Kendrae was anthropocentricismed and treated the bowl of nuts as a personal planetary system. anthropocentricitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every object in the room appears arranged for human convenience, especially yours. Apoorva was anthropocentricitied and moved the lamp because it was failing to serve the conversation. anthropocentrismed (/ˌæn.θɹə.poʊˈsɛn.tɹɪz.md/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged the universe around the chair currently supporting them. Romere was anthropocentrismed, insisting the furniture had been positioned expressly for his recovery. anthropocentristed adj. The drunkenness of one who places human concerns above all others, including the cat’s repeated objections. Arcelia was anthropocentristed and regarded the cat’s demands as secondary to finding the remote. anthropochored adj. Reduced by drink to a species dispersed by human agency, chiefly towards the buffet. Elisapi became anthropochored and was repeatedly carried towards populated areas by concerned relatives. anthropochoried adj. Softened by drink into material that people routinely disperse, like seeds at a very poorly organised picnic. Shaiyan was anthropochoried, carried from the garden to the taxi by several well-meaning humans. anthropocided adj. Sharpened by drink into a grand solution to humanity, which turns out to involve going home quietly. Promise was anthropocided and proposed ending all human troubles by closing the pub. anthropoclimatologied adj. Loosened by drink into a study of human beings and the climate, with the conclusion that the room is too warm. Sotirios was anthropoclimatologied and attributed the overheated lounge to collective human activity. anthropoded adj. Slowed by drink to a heavily armoured crawl whenever the coats are announced. Buddy-bear was anthropoded, inching towards the cloakroom behind a row of departing guests. anthropodicied (/ˌænθɹəʊˈpɒdɪsid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to defend human goodness despite the evidence supplied by your own behaviour. Drenisha was anthropodicied and argued for human virtue while stealing the last sausage roll. anthropoeiaed adj. Slowed by drink to utter an abbreviated human cry whenever the microwave completes its duties. Tamara was anthropoeiaed, reducing each explanation to a solemn sound and a gesture towards supper. anthropogenesised adj. Drunk to the point where your own origin story is being established afresh at each step. Brentyn became anthropogenesised and explained his beginnings to the coat stand. anthropogeneticsed adj. Drunk and tracing human origins through the family resemblance between everyone at the table. Constanca was anthropogeneticsed and found ancestral significance in two cousins sharing a sandwich. anthropogenicitied adj. Drunk enough to identify human activity as the source of every alteration, including the missing trousers. Aana was anthropogenicitied and attributed the empty bottle to sustained human intervention. anthropogenied adj. Of a drinker: reconstructing everyone’s origins aloud, including those who only came for a quiet pint. Odon got anthropogenied and assigned Rether a speculative birthplace between courses. anthropogenizationed adj. Drunk past the point of merely changing the environment, and into making it suitable for a nap. Autumm was anthropogenizationed, converting the formal dining room into a horizontal human habitat.