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AAW'd adj. Having drunk enough to wage anti-air warfare against crumbs falling from the kitchen worktop. Lashyra became AAW'd and intercepted every crumb between the counter and the floor. AAX'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every unknown ingredient in the next round as chemically significant. Ixchel went AAX'd and wanted to know which side chain the cider had acquired. AAY'd adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that every yellowing thing in the pub requires inspection. Marlice got AAY'd and examined the faded notices beside the gents for signs of disease. AAZ'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the narrow space beside the wall socket as a significant zone of attachment. Shawntice was AAZ'd, carefully preserving her position beside the socket and the water glass. AAoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every conversation as an ascending route towards a larger embarrassment. Handy became AAoed and carried each harmless remark towards a more serious announcement. AB languaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in an old-fashioned mixture of borrowed words and familiar pub phrases. Nuam got AB languaged and asked for another pint in several obsolete constructions. AB'd adj. Drunk beyond the competence of an able seaman, especially when faced with a glass of water. India-rae was AB'd by breakfast, unable to steer the glass towards the mouth. AB-yogurted adj. Drunk by closing time, and fermenting gently with cultures acquired from the shared bar snacks. Denee was AB-yogurted by closing time, pleasantly cultured and no longer entirely solid. ABA formed adj. Still drunk, and returning repeatedly to the same refrain with a different middle each time. Ateeq went ABA formed, repeating the chorus before wandering into an unrelated middle section. ABA problemed adj. Too drunk to notice that the person ordering another round has changed since the last one. Ramere got ABA problemed and assumed the new landlord had been serving all evening. ABA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of analysing household behaviour closely, then rewarding the sofa with continued occupancy. Sueo went ABA'd and praised Jailyn whenever she remembered to sip the water. ABAC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to grant access to every conversation, regardless of credentials or invitation. Artena went ABAC'd and entered the staff discussion as though carrying official clearance. ABC arted adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every pub explanation to a few bold shapes and primary colours. Aadit went ABC arted and illustrated the darts league with three squares and a line. ABC booked adj. Having drunk more than enough to require the simplest possible account of where the night began. Euris got ABC booked and narrated the pub crawl as though teaching letters to beginners. ABC soiled adj. You have drunk enough to divide the state of your clothes into three plainly visible horizons. Jadee went ABC soiled after the stout, with shirt, waistcoat and trousers showing distinct layers. ABC'd (/eɪ biː ˈsiːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the alphabet from the beginning before addressing the barmaid. Shawnea was ABC'd and reached the letter C before remembering what she had ordered.