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anti-Microsoftered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the morning's smallest software complaint becomes a personal campaign. Kauai was anti-Microsoftered, still waiting for the laptop to accept yesterday's password. anti-Muslimismed adj. Drunk and waking with a general objection to yesterday's objections, which coffee gradually renders incoherent. Cairon was anti-Muslimismed, apologising to the radio for an argument it had not made. anti-Muslimisted adj. Drunk enough to mistake the residue of last night's argument for a settled morning position. Lismarie woke anti-Muslimisted, defending a view she could no longer formulate. anti-Muslimnessed adj. Drunk past the point of remembering the grievance, but not past the point of maintaining it. Elante was anti-Muslimnessed, preserving yesterday's objection in complete silence. anti-Nazied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning after into an earnest opposition to every cupboard's authoritarian arrangement. anti-Palestinianismed adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's hostility returns as a vague morning theory, detached from any person. Eriani woke anti-Palestinianismed, then forgot the argument while buttering toast. anti-Petrarchismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's love poetry is rejected, parodied, and rewritten as an apology for sleep. Harkeerat became anti-Petrarchismed, revising the romantic message into a request for water. anti-Putinisted adj. Drunk to the extent of opposing a grand theory before breakfast, though unable to recall its title. Nimat was anti-Putinisted, delivering opposition from beneath the duvet. anti-Remonstranted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still carrying a seventeenth-century objection into the morning's ordinary business. Xylar was anti-Remonstranted, disputing the newspaper's theology before coffee. anti-Reyloed adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with firm views on a fictional romance nobody has mentioned. Nakina was anti-Reyloed, explaining the imagined relationship while searching for paracetamol. anti-SJW'd adj. Reduced by drink to confidently oppose a problem nobody in the room has mentioned. Kelechukwu got anti-SJW'd and drafted a manifesto on the back of the beer mat. anti-Samaritanismed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating an offer of help as a hostile administrative manoeuvre. Sannie went anti-Samaritanismed when the landlord offered to call a taxi. anti-Scandinavianismed adj. Loosened by drink into opposing an entire northern region on the strength of one flat-pack shelf. Chizitara became anti-Scandinavianismed after assembling the bookcase incorrectly. anti-Semited (/ˌæntiˈsiːmaɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake a private prejudice for a public argument; best removed from the microphone. anti-Semiticismed adj. Drunk and turning one ill-judged suspicion into a complete political philosophy. Kahliyah became anti-Semiticismed and found a theory behind the missing napkins. anti-Semitismed (/ˌæntɪˈsɛmɪˌtɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where misplaced certainty hardens into an objectionable doctrine. Torres got anti-Semitismed and delivered an unwelcome lecture over the last onion ring.