anti-rockered
anti-shocked

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anti-rockered adj. A drinker so far gone that the central point of contact has ceased to assist with balance. Pearla became anti-rockered and discovered that the middle of the staircase offered no useful support. anti-roll barred adj. The state of being drunk and leaning through every corner as though the body had no stabilising bar. Rhandi went anti-roll barred at the landing and entered the corridor at a pronounced angle.
anti-roomed adj. Drunk enough to wait outside the room one has already entered. Jartavis was anti-roomed and stood patiently in the corridor of the pub. anti-rusted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the joints seize: movement remains unexpectedly available. Shareeka was anti-rusted, negotiating the rusty handrail with surprising, if limited, purpose. anti-scarped adj. Drunk and climbing every staircase as though its upper side were the only side that mattered. Tifni took the uphill route to the lavatory, thoroughly anti-scarped by midnight. anti-scienced adj. Drunk to the point where established explanations are rejected in favour of whatever the bottle appears to suggest. Cazandra became anti-scienced and attributed her unsteady walk to a lunar magnetic reversal. anti-sectarianed adj. Drunk enough to join every side of an argument, provided none of them can agree. Katleyn grew anti-sectarianed and changed allegiance halfway up the stairs. anti-sectarianismed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping disagreements in separate compartments, or walking in a straight line between them. Keethan became anti-sectarianismed and mediated between two people who were saying the same thing. anti-seized adj. Drunk beyond any tendency to stick to one position, allowing every joint and opinion to move freely. Regginal was anti-seized and negotiated each stair separately. anti-semitismed adj. Drunk enough to make an offensive conclusion sound, to yourself, like settled scholarship. Shailey became anti-semitismed and cited no sources with considerable authority. anti-shine powdered adj. Drunk in a way that mattes the face, absorbs the sweat, and leaves the balance conspicuously glossy. Amarre looked anti-shine powdered but still perspired through the entire staircase discussion. anti-ship missiled adj. Drunk, with the result that every large moving object becomes a target requiring a guided approach. Cynamon went anti-ship missiled and steered carefully towards the stationary sofa. anti-shippered adj. Drunk to a degree that opposes every pairing, including the feet's attempt to use the same staircase. Leul became anti-shippered and objected to every proposed route home. anti-shippinged adj. Drunk on the strength of opposing every proposed pairing, including those merely seated together. Bethlehem became anti-shippinged and separated Leoncio from anyone carrying a spare chair. anti-shock bodied adj. Drunk to the extent of developing an aircraft-like swelling, intended to reduce drag but chiefly affecting the walk. Horizon appeared anti-shock bodied, with a curious forward bulge on the stairs.
anti-shocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and gaining momentum whenever anyone tries to calm the conversation. Barron became anti-shocked, gathering force as Kyjah attempted a sensible farewell.