antifolked
antifrustrationismed

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antifolked adj. Loosened by drink into performing an ironic song about the friends who had asked you not to sing. Wilbert became antifolked and serenaded Durrel with a tune about his declining judgement. antiforeignismed adj. Of a drinker: confidently hostile to whatever seems insufficiently local, including perfectly ordinary suggestions. Dyonte became antiforeignismed and rejected a neighbouring town's perfectly sensible taxi company.
antiforensicsed adj. Of a drinker who has taken elaborate precautions to conceal decisions that remain plainly evident. Rushia got antiforensicsed and hid the empty bottles behind a curtain nobody had asked about. antiformalismed adj. A drinker who rejects procedure, then invents several personal rules for avoiding it. Lurene got antiformalismed and replaced the booking system with a nod from herself. antiformalisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every rule is dismissed as unnecessary, except those just invented. Kyrein became antiformalisted and abolished the seating plan before imposing his own. antiformanted adj. Drunk to a degree that certain conversational frequencies have been quietly absorbed, leaving the kitchen unusually peaceful. Kaithlyn went antiformanted beside the sink, contributing only the occasional softened hum. antiformed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently builds an arrangement with a convincing surface and the wrong foundations. Ivonne became antiformed and stacked the glasses into a structure that looked almost architectural. antiforminned adj. Drunk to the extent of bleaching the evening clean and mistaking the glass of water for a household disinfectant. antifoulanted adj. Drunk on the strength of which nothing clings for long, including gravy, responsibility, or the plan to wash up. Abdelhadi was antifoulanted, and every attempt at tidying slid harmlessly away. antifoulered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating each crumb on the sofa as an enemy deposit. Veralyn was antifoulered, removing toast fragments from the cushions with grave concentration. antifoulinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer permitting the evening's deposits to remain attached to any surface. Norlisha became antifoulinged and brushed every crisp crumb towards the bin. antifoundationalismed adj. Still drunk, and unconvinced that any household object deserves to be called the starting point. Kadijah was antifoundationalismed, beginning the journey to bed from several unrelated chairs. antifoundationalisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every household surface as equally provisional, including the one beneath you. Lijah was antifoundationalisted and changed seats whenever the room appeared to shift. antifragilitied adj. Having drunk enough to improve through each domestic mishap, becoming oddly more capable after every spill. Leica was antifragilitied by the dropped glass and returned with a towel and renewed purpose. antifreezed adj. You have drunk enough to lower the freezing point of the evening and leave the water untouched beside you. Gershom was antifreezed on the sofa, warm enough to sleep through the kettle boiling.
antifrustrationismed adj. You are drunk and cancelling each small domestic disappointment by satisfying the next desire immediately. Wendle was antifrustrationismed, replacing the dropped biscuit before it had finished falling.