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antimacassared
(/ˌæn.tɪ.məˈkæs.əd/)
adj.
Too drunk to sit down without first protecting the furniture from the consequences.
Ameli was
antimacassared
and draped her coat over the chair before lowering herself onto it.
antimachinisted
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to regard every appliance as an ideological opponent and operate none of them.
Deboral was
antimachinisted
and attempted to negotiate with the automatic hand dryer.
antimachismoed
adj.
Having drunk enough to oppose swagger so energetically that even modest confidence is put on trial.
Darrik became
antimachismoed
and challenged the smallest display of bravado at the bar.
antimagic squared
adj.
Having drunk more than arithmetic can comfortably support, yet arranging the sums into consecutive order.
Isabellasophia became
antimagic squared
and reorganised the bill until every total followed neatly.
antimajoritarianed
adj.
You have drunk enough to oppose the majority, particularly when the majority has chosen the sensible route.
Kavonta became
antimajoritarianed
and rejected the unanimous decision to call a taxi.
antimajoritarianismed
adj.
You are drunk and treating majority rule as a personal affront to careful independent judgement.
Heartlyn grew
antimajoritarianismed
and demanded a recount of the decision to go home.
antimalarialed
adj.
Of a drinker: confident that the evening requires an agent against tropical disease rather than water.
Yesmeen became
antimalarialed
and asked the pharmacist which tablets best suited a wet Tuesday.
antimaled
adj.
Describing a drinker who opposes men on principle, including the man currently offering assistance.
Schavon became
antimaled
and rejected Marinn's sensible suggestion that they sit down.
antimanicked
adj.
A drinker who counters every burst of excitement with a calm prescription and no medical qualification.
Lafrederick became
antimanicked
and prescribed biscuits when the music grew unexpectedly lively.
antimarketeered
adj.
Drunk beyond accepting any common route, especially one involving a straight line or the stairs.
Alee was
antimarketeered
and took the long way round the hallway to reach the bathroom.
antimartyred
adj.
A drinker so far gone that disagreement itself becomes a noble cause requiring personal sacrifice.
Daisy-rose became
antimartyred
and suffered nobly through the decision to leave before midnight.
antimasculinisted
adj.
The state of being drunk and opposed to masculinity, especially when it is being performed nearby.
Gazelle was
antimasculinisted
, objecting to the arm-wrestling before joining it.
antimasculinitied
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has drunk himself into determined avoidance of masculine display.
Yanae became
antimasculinitied
and rejected the competitive toast as unnecessarily heroic.
antimasked
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to turn fetching water into a grotesque interval performance.
Izahia became
antimasked
and took three bows while carrying the glass from the tap.
antimaskered
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and still arguing that the dishcloth represents an unacceptable mandate.
Sherrise became
antimaskered
and spent ten minutes disputing the tea towel's authority.
antimasonned
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and suspicious that the kitchen cupboards conceal a lodge meeting.
Elverta grew
antimasonned
and inspected the cutlery drawer for secret signs.
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