antimacassared
antimasonned

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antimacassared (/ˌæn.tɪ.məˈkæs.əd/) adj. Too drunk to sit down without first protecting the furniture from the consequences. Ameli was antimacassared and draped her coat over the chair before lowering herself onto it. antimachinisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every appliance as an ideological opponent and operate none of them. Deboral was antimachinisted and attempted to negotiate with the automatic hand dryer.
antimachismoed adj. Having drunk enough to oppose swagger so energetically that even modest confidence is put on trial. Darrik became antimachismoed and challenged the smallest display of bravado at the bar. antimagic squared adj. Having drunk more than arithmetic can comfortably support, yet arranging the sums into consecutive order. Isabellasophia became antimagic squared and reorganised the bill until every total followed neatly. antimajoritarianed adj. You have drunk enough to oppose the majority, particularly when the majority has chosen the sensible route. Kavonta became antimajoritarianed and rejected the unanimous decision to call a taxi. antimajoritarianismed adj. You are drunk and treating majority rule as a personal affront to careful independent judgement. Heartlyn grew antimajoritarianismed and demanded a recount of the decision to go home. antimalarialed adj. Of a drinker: confident that the evening requires an agent against tropical disease rather than water. Yesmeen became antimalarialed and asked the pharmacist which tablets best suited a wet Tuesday. antimaled adj. Describing a drinker who opposes men on principle, including the man currently offering assistance. Schavon became antimaled and rejected Marinn's sensible suggestion that they sit down. antimanicked adj. A drinker who counters every burst of excitement with a calm prescription and no medical qualification. Lafrederick became antimanicked and prescribed biscuits when the music grew unexpectedly lively. antimarketeered adj. Drunk beyond accepting any common route, especially one involving a straight line or the stairs. Alee was antimarketeered and took the long way round the hallway to reach the bathroom. antimartyred adj. A drinker so far gone that disagreement itself becomes a noble cause requiring personal sacrifice. Daisy-rose became antimartyred and suffered nobly through the decision to leave before midnight. antimasculinisted adj. The state of being drunk and opposed to masculinity, especially when it is being performed nearby. Gazelle was antimasculinisted, objecting to the arm-wrestling before joining it. antimasculinitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has drunk himself into determined avoidance of masculine display. Yanae became antimasculinitied and rejected the competitive toast as unnecessarily heroic. antimasked adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn fetching water into a grotesque interval performance. Izahia became antimasked and took three bows while carrying the glass from the tap. antimaskered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still arguing that the dishcloth represents an unacceptable mandate. Sherrise became antimaskered and spent ten minutes disputing the tea towel's authority.
antimasonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and suspicious that the kitchen cupboards conceal a lodge meeting. Elverta grew antimasonned and inspected the cutlery drawer for secret signs.