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antimasonried adj. Drunk by closing time, and opposed to any household arrangement involving aprons, handshakes, or hidden compartments. Floree became antimasonried and rearranged the kitchen chairs to prevent a private ceremony. antimasqued adj. Having drunk enough to insert a comic, grotesque dance wherever the household expected a quiet evening. Marie-helene grew antimasqued and performed between the fridge and the kitchen table. antimasquerred adj. Having drunk more than the household can accommodate, and joining the furniture in a grotesque interlude. Aadan was antimasquerred, making the journey to the kitchen resemble a small pageant. antimaterialismed adj. You have drunk enough to distrust possessions, beginning with the glass, the sofa, and your own slippers. antimaterialisted adj. You are drunk and treating every household object as a temporary philosophical inconvenience. Kaveon was antimaterialisted and offered the sofa to anyone willing to carry it away. antimatrimonialisted adj. Of a drinker: opposed to marriage, especially when the sofa has begun making respectable suggestions. Monek became antimatrimonialisted and rejected the kitchen table's apparent domestic ambitions. antimatroided adj. Of a drinker who has begun adding household objects one at a time, without ever removing one. Furqaan grew antimatroided, placing each cushion on the sofa and leaving it there. antimatter rocketed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey from sofa to kitchen acquires its own propulsion system. Doneva antimatter rocketed towards the kitchen and arrived beside the kettle without explanation. antimattered (/ˈæn.tiˌmæt.ɚd/) adj. A drinker who has become a quiet opposite to the room, occupying the sofa without quite joining it. Eurith was antimattered, visible on the sofa but strangely absent from the household. antimaximumed adj. The state of being drunk and reaching a point at which every further sip makes matters smaller. Giacinto became antimaximumed and declared the half-full glass the evening's final summit. antimeaninged adj. The condition of a drinker who has removed meaning from the kitchen and replaced it with gestures. Minta became antimeaninged and pointed at the kettle whenever anyone asked a question. antimechanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who rejects mechanism, preferring the tap to operate by household goodwill. Argie grew antimechanismed and waited for the kitchen tap to pour itself. antimechanisted adj. Reduced by drink to rejecting mechanisms, including the hinge, the tap, and the route to bed. Leneisha became antimechanisted and asked the kitchen door to open by persuasion. antimedianed adj. Softened by drink into choosing the household point furthest from every useful object. Miina was antimedianed, maximising her distance from every node that might help. antimelancholicked adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a medicinal evening as an excuse to reorganise the kitchen. Jeneane grew antimelancholicked and sorted the tea bags according to emotional usefulness. antimemed adj. Emboldened by drink to nullify every suggestion with a household phrase of equal and opposite force. West grew antimemed and defeated the proposal of bed with an argument about the kettle.