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antimemeticsed adj. Slowed by drink to studying the household's protective sayings instead of finding the bathroom. Talan became antimemeticsed and catalogued the sofa's defensive cushions before moving. antimensed adj. Slowed by drink to handling every formal object as though it required ceremonial preparation. Shannen was antimensed and took four minutes to unfold the pub receipt. antimensioned adj. Drunk and ceremonially arranging a small square of fabric before sitting down. Kessia was antimensioned and consecrated a napkin beside the abandoned chips. antimensiumed adj. Drunk to the point where a scrap of linen becomes the centre of a minor liturgy. Providenza was antimensiumed and appointed a beer mat custodian for the evening. antimentalismed adj. Having drunk enough to oppose every explanation involving thoughts, motives, or anything beyond the bar tab. Geogia got antimentalismed and rejected the landlord's theory of what happened to the crisps. antimered adj. Having drunk more than one round and divided yourself into matching halves, each blaming the other. Ezmai was antimered, ordering two halves of bitter and arguing with both. antimeriaed adj. A drinker who verbs every object in reach, particularly during the walk home. Arryonna was antimeriaed by last orders and tried to umbrella the rain with a menu. antimeridianed adj. You have drunk enough to reach the far side of the evening, opposite the point at which sense began. Laylla was antimeridianed by last orders and navigated home by the opposite compass. antimerismed adj. You are drunk and dividing yourself into perfectly symmetrical portions across the bar. Marval got antimerismed and placed one elbow on each end of the counter. antimeritocracied adj. Of a drinker: opposed to promotion by merit, especially when the least deserving person is buying the round. Isabella-hope became antimeritocracied and appointed the quietest customer to lead the darts team. antimesometriumed adj. Of a drinker who has become the downward-hanging, front-facing portion of the pub's furniture. Sevaeh was antimesometriumed beneath the bar, supporting the counter with quiet determination. antimesonned adj. Describing a drinker who has become the opposite particle to every conversation nearby. Mckyle was antimesonned, cancelling each sensible suggestion with a contrary one. antimessaged adj. A drinker who retracts each previous statement before anyone has finished hearing it. Tyniyah went antimessaged, cancelling her invitation to the pub while extending it again. antimetaboled (/ˌæn.tɪ.məˈtæ.bə.lid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every phrase returns with its important parts reversed. Jacianna was antimetaboled, turning every pub proverb backwards before the barman could object. antimetabolited adj. The state of being drunk and obstructing the ordinary processes by which an evening reaches closing time. Nagham became antimetabolited and prevented the round from progressing beyond the ordering stage. antimetaphysicalismed adj. The drunkenness of one who denies invisible explanations but believes firmly in the restorative power of chips. Massa became antimetaphysicalismed and required evidence before accepting anyone's account of the evening.