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Amazon dolphinned adj. Having drunk more than the previous evening can account for, and now communicating chiefly in submerged noises. Iyla-grace woke Amazon dolphinned, making small sounds at the sight of the coffee pot. Amazon effected adj. Drunk enough to replace every shop in town with one decisive internet order. Daxton got Amazon effected and ordered a garden shed before measuring the garden. Amazon lilied adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking a glossy houseplant for a persuasive business opportunity. Jocelene went Amazon lilied and offered the office plant a place on the board. Amazon milk frogged adj. Drunk beyond recognising the room, yet still convinced that the ceiling requires a large, adhesive amphibian. Daemyn became Amazon milk frogged and tried to introduce the lampshade to the ceiling. Amazon river dolphinned adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you navigating by instinct, echo, and an unexplained fondness for freshwater. Alamea got Amazon river dolphinned and attempted to navigate home by reflected sound. Amazon sworded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every aquarium plant as equipment for a decisive advance. Chemere went Amazon sworded and challenged the fern to a formal duel. Amazonian antshriked adj. Drunk since last orders, and issuing sharp, repeated objections to anyone attempting a quiet exit. Kwmane became Amazonian antshriked and protested each departure from the smoking area. Amazonianed (/æməˈzoʊni.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single confident impression, and now assuming the stature to match it. Charles-junior got Amazonianed and appointed himself guardian of the pub doorway. Amazonianisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently explaining a distant region to people who merely asked for directions. Jakolby got Amazonianisted and mapped the car park as though it were a continent. Amazonificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to streamline the pub into one vast, frictionless delivery service. Jasani became Amazonificationed and offered to deliver everyone's abandoned glasses upstairs. Amazonismed adj. Still drunk, and confidently transferring every decision in the room to a single, female-led authority. Haevyn got Amazonismed and asked the women at the table to approve his route home. Amazonisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish field research from loudly asking strangers where they came from. Moziah went Amazonisted and interviewed the taxi queue about its regional origins. Amazonned (/ˈæm.ə.zənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning as territory to be conquered by endurance alone. Rakiah was Amazonned by sunrise, standing before the kettle with heroic but limited purpose. Amazonomachiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to stage an elaborate contest between heroic strangers, usually using only napkins. Triniti got Amazonomachiaed and arranged the crisps into opposing armies. Amazonomachied (/ˌæməzəˈnɒməkid/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a minor disagreement for an epic battle requiring artistic representation. Kaeto became Amazonomachied and commissioned a mural of the argument over the jukebox. Ambalavasied adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, yet making a solemn, private classification of everyone present. Lizaida went Ambalavasied and sorted the guests into categories known only to her.