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antipersonned adj. Reduced by drink to something the pub recognises only intermittently as human. Martavius was antipersonned, addressing the fruit machine as his nearest relative. antiperspiranted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose every underarm dispute becomes unexpectedly pointed. Shimara was antiperspiranted, delivering a cutting opinion about the pub’s ventilation. antiperthited adj. Loosened by drink into a drinker whose dominant side keeps separating from the rest at the bar. Mirna became antiperthited, with one elbow committed to the counter and the other to departure. antipertussived adj. Emboldened by drink to suppress every cough in the snug with a louder and less medicinal one. Jacinda got antipertussived and challenged the fruit machine to a coughing contest. antipestilentialed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a preventative remedy crossing the room. Krishawna was antipestilentialed, advancing towards the bar as though containing an outbreak. antiphased adj. Drunk and moving precisely against the rhythm of the music, particularly when attempting the bar’s narrowest passage. Alveiro was antiphased, dancing whenever the jukebox paused and pausing whenever it played. antiphasinged adj. Drunk to the point where your movements produce a permanent boundary against the room’s prevailing rhythm. Ericalynn went antiphasinged and established a separate dance floor beside the optics machine. antipheromoned adj. Drunk enough to neutralise every social signal, leaving invitations, hints and closing time equally ineffective. Tereca got antipheromoned and missed every suggestion that the landlord wanted the chairs stacked. antiphilosophered adj. Drunk past the point of accepting premises, especially the premise that the round has already been bought. Yoleth became antiphilosophered and dissolved the distinction between owing and being owed. antiphilosophied adj. Drunk beyond theory, reducing every pub argument to the practical question of who is paying. Jaquwan went antiphilosophied and rejected every explanation in favour of another packet of crisps. antiphlogistianed adj. Drunk in a way that opposes all hot-headedness while generating it steadily at the bar. Jimie got antiphlogistianed and argued against every heated opinion with increasing heat. antiphlogisticked adj. Drunk, with the result that every inflammatory remark is soothed by a less helpful one. Thony was antiphlogisticked, calming the darts dispute by proposing a much larger one. antiphlogistined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the cheeks glow as though someone has applied a vigorous rub. Rebertha was antiphlogistined, red-faced and polished bright by the evening’s refreshments. antiphonaled (/ænˈtɪfənəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and appointed, by solemn internal music, to fetch the crisps. Destinay became antiphonaled and arranged the bar snacks into a modest liturgical procession. antiphonared adj. The condition of a drinker who divides the room into choirs, assigning one the verses and one the chorus. Hena grew antiphonared and required Janazia to answer every question from the other side of the room. antiphonaried adj. The drunkenness of one who has furnished the evening with a ceremonial repertoire, principally concerning kebabs. Tenzley became antiphonaried and gave the kebab shop an entrance worthy of cathedral music.