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antiphoned adj. Reduced by drink to answering every remark with a grave refrain, usually concerning the taxi. Jeric was antiphoned, responding to all proposals with the same solemn observation about needing a taxi. antiphonered adj. Softened by drink into a two-person choir, with the second part supplied by the microwave. Ricca became antiphonered and sang alternate lines with the microwave's intermittent beeping. antiphonied adj. Sharpened by drink into answering one half of the room from the other, chiefly about going home. Kylynn grew antiphonied and conducted a solemn exchange with Hasika across the abandoned dining table. antiphonned (/ˈæntɪfənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of answering every remark in a solemn refrain, whether invited or not. Kabren became antiphonned and responded to the landlord with the same devotional chorus. antiphosphatased adj. Loosened by drink into treating a harmless discussion of enzymes as a personal medical emergency. Maysaa became antiphosphatased and sought reassurance from the bartender about phosphatase antibodies. antiphospholipided adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the table over antibodies, membranes, and the ownership of the last olive. Abbeygail became antiphospholipided and disputed Arlo's account of antibodies over the final olive. antiphotinoed adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a theoretical particle crossing the room for another round. Jemma became antiphotinoed and took several minutes to reach the bar, despite having announced urgency. antiphotonned adj. Drunk and indistinguishable from your sober self in principle, though less useful in practice. Shamaila was antiphotonned, identical to herself in theory and unable to locate her coat in practice. antiphrased adj. Drunk to the point where every approving word means its opposite, particularly when applied to the meal. Cortaz became antiphrased and called the lukewarm chips magnificent. antiphrasised (/ænˈtɪfrəsɪsd/) adj. Drunk enough to praise the plainly disappointing as though irony were a recognised civic duty. Aireonna grew antiphrasised and announced that the empty cupboard was an abundant supper. antiphthisicked adj. Drunk past the point of requiring medicine, yet still prescribing a restorative cup of tea to strangers. Annie-rae became antiphthisicked and offered Cherrish a medicinal biscuit for an ailment neither possessed. antipioned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary matter, with the dignity of a particle and the destination of the kebab shop. Briceson went antipioned and departed the pub along a trajectory governed chiefly by hunger. antiplaceboed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a promised soft drink unexpectedly potent, chiefly in the imagination. Gage became antiplaceboed after being promised lemonade and found it astonishingly effective. antiplanaritied adj. A drinker who refuses to let the journey home occupy one sensible surface. Odyn went antiplanaritied, crossing the road, pavement, and flowerbed in a single route. antiplaneted adj. Drunk to a degree that places the drinker in a separate world, composed chiefly of laundry and regret. Maraina became antiplaneted and orbited the washing basket without ever retrieving her coat. antiplasmaed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing antibodies to the ordinary liquid in one's glass. Ivani became antiplasmaed and regarded the remaining lager as a foreign substance requiring immediate removal.