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antipoded (/ˈæn.tɪ.poʊdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places you directly opposite whoever is trying to keep the evening orderly. Damariae turned antipoded and argued with Lakeyla from opposite ends of the sofa. antipodianed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the route home into an expedition to the far side of the earth. Tonicia got antipodianed and made Evaggelia consult the map for a pub two streets away. antipodicitied adj. Drunk on the strength of being spatially opposite to everyone who has come to collect you. Jahdai grew antipodicitied and sat at the farthest possible point from Hektor's patient instructions. antipodismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing elaborate footwork from the floor while companions clear the furniture. Khadir became antipodismed and attempted table-side juggling without first moving the glasses. antipodisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that lying down improves every remaining social skill. antipoemed adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing verses from which ordinary poetic expectations have been carefully removed. Saima went antipoemed and read the shopping list aloud while Ella-jai gathered the coats. antipoeted adj. Still drunk, and writing with determined hostility towards rhyme, metre, and anyone asking for either. Enze got antipoeted and sent Yered a stanza containing no punctuation and several complaints. antipoetried adj. Too drunk to observe literary conventions, or to notice that the guests have stopped listening. Kadie-rae became antipoetried and addressed the buffet in fragments while Lakaiya fetched water. antipointed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat two people across the room as the endpoints of a private argument. Calbert went antipointed, assigning Aldus one focus and himself the other during dinner. antipoisonned adj. Having drunk enough to regard every well-meant remedy as a fresh substance requiring an antidote. Armida became antipoisonned and rejected Brigitta's water as though it required urgent counter-treatment. antipolaritied adj. Having drunk more than the company can reconcile, and pulling every conversation towards its opposite. Tomiya grew antipolaritied, turning each of Deybi's mild remarks into its contrary. antipolaronned adj. You have drunk enough to behave as the conversational opposite of the person everyone came to hear. antipoled adj. You are drunk and persistently occupying the opposite end of whatever social arrangement is attempted. Chericka went antipoled and sat at the far end of the bench from Beanca's carefully chosen seat. antipoliticianed adj. Of a drinker: unable to make a promise sound attractive, even when everyone is plainly waiting for one. Arica became antipoliticianed and answered every request with an unvarnished account of its inconvenience. antipoliticsed adj. Describing a drinker who has rejected all organised decisions and left the company to wander by consensus. Momoko became antipoliticsed and dismissed Nequan's plan as an unacceptable administrative procedure. antipollutanted adj. Drunk in a way that prevents one nuisance while creating another. Makenize became antipollutanted and began collecting everyone's empty glasses.