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Ameched adj. Having drunk enough to telephone the sofa, rather than walk over to it. Gynith was Ameched and rang Danterrius from six feet away in the sitting room. Amerasianed (/ˌæm.əˈɹeɪ.ʒənd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to combine two breakfasts and call the result supper. Tayln was Amerasianed and put toast, noodles and eggs on one kitchen plate. Ameribooed adj. You have drunk enough to import diner habits into an otherwise ordinary kitchen. Vasiliy was Ameribooed and searched the cupboards for an enormous glass of water. America Firstered adj. You are drunk and insisting that the nearest glass, sofa and blanket should remain entirely domestic. Arun was America Firstered and refused water unless it came from the kitchen tap. America at homed adj. Of a drinker: enjoying such domestic comfort that the journey to bed seems unnecessarily modern. Fanita was America at homed, reclining on the sofa with water within reach. America's Cupped adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the race ended some time ago and the rest of the pub has gone home. Kalayah was America's Cupped and still tacking back and forth across the car park at half eleven. American Airlinesed adj. A drinker so far gone that two clean glasses appear to be an excellent starting hand. Raynette was American Airlinesed, holding two tumblers and missing the table entirely. American Alsatianed adj. The state of being drunk and keeping a dignified watch over the kitchen after midnight. Bayla was American Alsatianed, patrolling between the fridge and the sofa. American Beautied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become decorative, motionless and slightly pink beside the sofa. Fatimah-noor was American Beautied beneath the sitting-room lamp, holding a glass of water. American Bobtailed adj. The drunkenness of one who has shortened every journey, especially the journey from sofa to kitchen. Ariyani was American Bobtailed, making the trip for water in several small stages. American Bulldoged adj. Reduced by drink to gripping the sofa, the blanket and any available glass with equal determination. Narjis was American Bulldoged and would not release the glass of water. American Curled adj. Softened by drink into a compact household shape, ears metaphorically turned towards the kitchen. Pascuala was American Curled in the corner of the sofa, listening for the kettle. American Dingoed adj. Emboldened by drink to forage through the kitchen and return proudly with something unidentifiable. Prairie was American Dingoed and brought a forgotten pie from behind the vegetables. American Eskimo Dogged adj. Slowed by drink to a careful shuffle between sofa, kitchen and the nearest glass of water. Audrina was American Eskimo Dogged, taking the corridor one deliberate step at a time. American Foxhounded adj. Having drunk enough to follow a trail of crisps through the pub by scent. Larisha got American Foxhounded and tracked the dropped pork scratchings beneath three tables. American Indianed adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat every distant object as a landmark worth approaching. Alynn got American Indianed and navigated towards the toilets by an entirely imaginary horizon.