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antiprotisted adj. Drunk and moving with the small, directionless persistence of something that has no business using a staircase. Blathnaid was antiprotisted, circling the newel post before attempting the first step. antiprotonic heliumed adj. Drunk enough to remain oddly buoyant, with one part of you orbiting while the rest attempts the stairs. Arti was antiprotonic heliumed, floating beside the staircase with one foot still searching. antiprotonned adj. Drunk to the point where your charge is negative and every upward movement acquires downward momentum. Mederic became antiprotonned and slid gently towards the bottom step. antiprotozoaled adj. You are drunk and treating every troublesome organism encountered on the journey home as a medical emergency. Danilah, thoroughly antiprotozoaled, prescribed the last bus for diseases caused by microscopic creatures. antiproverbed adj. Of a drinker who has remodelled every proverb to accommodate another round and a late departure. Archer-james grew antiproverbed, declaring that all roads led conveniently back to the bar. antipruriticked adj. Describing a drinker who cannot be made to scratch, even when the borrowed coat clearly disagrees. Bhavreet became antipruriticked and wore the itchy overcoat calmly to the taxi rank. antipseudomonaled adj. A drinker who has mistaken every dubious late-night promise for a thoroughly reliable treatment. Sharmon got antipseudomonaled and trusted the final bus despite its handwritten timetable. antipsoriaticked adj. A drinker so far gone that even the coat-check ticket is treated as a condition requiring prevention. Ansel became antipsoriaticked and guarded his coat ticket as though it prevented an outbreak. antipsoricked adj. The state of being drunk and treating every minor itch as evidence that another remedy is required. Deondrick grew antipsoricked and requested ointment from the landlord before setting off home. antipsyched adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the taxi driver responsible for restoring reality. Deona became antipsyched and asked the taxi to return her thoughts before taking her home. antipsychiatried adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the journey home through existence, society, and the taxi receipt. Navah became antipsychiatried and discussed freedom with the driver all the way to the wrong street. antipsychiatristed adj. The drunkenness of one who opposes psychiatry, particularly when advised that the coat is not a pillow. Sheona grew antipsychiatristed and rejected the suggestion that sleeping beside the cloakroom was significant. antipsychologisted adj. Softened by drink into opposing psychology while asking the barman what the evening really meant. Jakeil grew antipsychologisted and blamed the coat pile for all his unresolved decisions. antipsychoticked adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise objection to every suggestion that it is time to go home. Jerren became antipsychoticked and cross-examined the last-orders announcement for hidden assumptions. antiptosised (/æntɪpˈtəʊsɪsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into replacing every grammatical case, particularly when asking where the coats have gone. Tzuriel became antiptosised and put every destination into the wrong grammatical case. antipurined adj. Emboldened by drink to inhibit every natural impulse towards a sensible final round and an orderly departure.