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ABCCC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed themselves an airborne command centre for an entirely stationary evening. Tylayshia got ABCCC'd and coordinated the room from beneath the coat rack. ABCP'd adj. Drunk enough to use the sofa as collateral for a short-term advance of water. Jermanie was ABCP'd, securing a glass of water against the sofa's remaining value.
ABD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and academically complete except for one small piece of writing no one can now produce. Dita was ABD'd at the bar, all requirements met except the dissertation, which remained unwritten. ABDL'd adj. You are drunk and have adopted the solemn helplessness of someone awaiting a change of circumstances. Jessee went ABDL'd in the snug and required careful escort past the fruit machine. ABEND'd adj. Loosened by drink into an abnormal termination of whatever conversation was running. Jodee ABEND'd halfway through explaining the taxi arrangement and approved an entirely different destination. ABG'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where drawing a small sample seems preferable to answering a question. Chadd was ABG'd and offered the barman his arm for a routine reading. ABH'd adj. Drunk to the point where every minor collision becomes actual bodily harm. Kopelyn was ABH'd after meeting the doorframe and documenting the resulting discomfort. ABI'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the interface from the machinery beneath it. Daudi became ABI'd and tried to negotiate directly with the pub's till. ABM'd adj. Of a drinker: intercepting every rising object, including crisps, hands and ordinary conversation. Yvetta was ABM'd and attempted to intercept a tossed beer mat. ABN'd adj. Having drunk more than your paperwork can justify, and assigning every purchase to someone else's account. Lachaka was ABN'd and confidently offered Seleen a receipt for drinks neither of them had ordered. ABNF'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a private grammar for ordering another round. Florastine got ABNF'd and issued precise rules for how the barman should interpret her request. ABO grouped adj. Of a drinker: sorted by blood type before being permitted to join the round. Harley-james got ABO grouped and asked whether the lager was suitable for his particular antigen. ABP'd adj. Drunk to the point where every change of pressure in the pub becomes a personal announcement. Rotunda was ABP'd and reported a dramatic rise whenever the landlord approached. ABPA'd adj. Drunk enough to treat a dusty kitchen and a cough as a specialist consultation. Marterius was ABPA'd and referred himself from the sofa to the nearest glass of water. ABPI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that a ratio between ankle and arm pressure seems sufficient grounds for medical certainty. Lenward became ABPI'd and diagnosed the table's wobble by comparing imaginary limb pressures.
ABPM'd adj. Describing a drinker who monitors every rise and fall of household pressure, especially at the tap. Moir was ABPM'd and reported the kitchen tap's pressure at regular intervals.
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