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antischistosomaled adj. Drunk, with the result that a medicinal intervention is requested before the next round. antischistosomed adj. Drunk to a degree that calls for an agent against schistosomiasis, though the immediate ailment is chiefly stout. Karvin became antischistosomed and sought pharmaceutical advice from the darts captain. antischizophrenicked adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a drug for schizophrenia, after the jukebox develops a second personality. Stracy grew antischizophrenicked and asked which version of the jukebox had played the song. antiscienced adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating ordinary evidence as an abuse of traditional science. Micaleb was antiscienced, rejecting the closing bell as unverified scholarship. antiscientismed adj. The drunkenness of one who rejects every grand theory, then cannot operate the pub's simplest tap. Renarta became antiscientismed and rejected the brewery's calculations before requesting assistance with the hand pump. antiscientisted adj. Reduced by drink to oppose grand explanations, particularly the one concerning the missing coat. Kingsleigh grew antiscientisted and attributed the missing coat to no theory more elaborate than malice. antiscioned adj. Softened by drink into a planetary shadow, cast across the room by the solstice and ending beneath a table. Imogine became antiscioned, a celestial shadow extending nobly from the bar to beneath the table. antiscorbuticked adj. Sharpened by drink into a medicinal authority, prescribing citrus while unable to peel one. Jimm turned antiscorbuticked and prescribed oranges to everyone, leaving his own unpeeled beside the glass. antiscreeninged adj. Loosened by drink into a force that weakens at short range, particularly when approaching the lavatory door. Kedrian became antiscreeninged, his formidable resolve weakening as the lavatory grew nearer. antisecretoried adj. Emboldened by drink to suppress every gastric secretion in theory, and order chips in practice. Hollie-may became antisecretoried and announced a cure for gastric secretion before ordering chips with gravy. antisedanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a sedative's opposite, requiring several minutes to complete a nod. Fia grew antisedanned, taking several minutes to complete a nod of moderate complexity. antisegregationismed adj. Drunk and opposed to every division, especially the division between a person and the seat they are carrying. Porcher became antisegregationismed and attempted to reunite the chairs with the tables. antisegregationisted adj. Drunk to the point where all divisions seem unjust, including those between coats, owners and the cloakroom. Faynell became antisegregationisted and returned three coats to the wrong owners with equal conviction. antiseized adj. Of a drinker: every joint remains mobile, though none agrees on the direction of travel. Tobyas was antiseized, bending freely at each stair and arriving nowhere straight. antiselfed adj. Drunk enough to oppose or reflect oneself, most notably in a dark window after midnight. Deuel became antiselfed and argued with his reflection until the window was opened. antisemited adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every confident opinion arrives several decades late. Britani was antisemited and still explaining a point the conversation had abandoned.