antispasted
antistaphylolysinned

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antispasted adj. Of a drinker: moving in alternating short and long measures, as though walking to a metre. Aquanette went antispasted across the hallway, with every other step unexpectedly extended. antispasticked adj. Of a drinker who has lost the distinction between a measured step and a lurch. Pauletta went antispasticked near the doorway, combining a neat pause with a lengthy sway.
antispeciesismed adj. A drinker who grants every nearby creature and object an equal claim on the conversation. Megghan became antispeciesismed and asked the pub dog whether it had followed the argument. antispeciesisted adj. The state of being drunk and extending moral consideration to anything capable of looking back. Marquarious became antispeciesisted and negotiated gently with a fly on the windowsill. antispecismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every species, including the one in the mirror, receives equal recognition. Ferris went antispecismed and thanked the mirror for representing another party. antispecisted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every living category as equally entitled to a turn. Etheridge became antispecisted and waited patiently for the houseplant to finish speaking. antisphaleronned adj. The drunkenness of one who has cancelled out the sensible half of every movement. Tysie went antisphaleronned and found that each step removed another available direction. antisphexishnessed adj. Reduced by drink to an attitude of determined opposition towards whatever the room is doing. Samej became antisphexishnessed and objected to the staircase for having too many steps. antispiritualismed adj. Softened by drink into opposing séances while remaining willing to consult the furniture. Deonda got antispiritualismed and dismissed the ghost, then asked the lamp for directions. antispiritualitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk refusal of invisible guidance, especially on the stairs. Jahonna became antispiritualitied and blamed no spirit for missing the final step. antisplashered adj. Loosened by drink into taking each step with the controlled caution of a badly designed basin. Raniah went antisplashered beside the sink, making every movement carefully and still spilling water. antispreadered adj. Emboldened by drink to prevent every conversation, gesture and limb from spreading beyond its allotted space. Charles-edouard became antispreadered and gathered the entire table into one narrow argument. antispurioned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a particle nobody can quite prove is moving. Moo was antispurioned on the stairs, advancing one carefully negotiated step at a time. antisquarked adj. Drunk and moving in the opposite direction to every sensible subatomic decision. Myrlin became antisquarked and walked confidently away from the open bathroom door. antistabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where balance is no longer a property but an opposing force. Jessup went antistabilitied beside the bar, repeatedly losing a contest with the floor.
antistaphylolysinned adj. Drunk enough to counter every dissolving influence, remaining rigidly attached to the banister. Arnelda became antistaphylolysinned halfway upstairs and declined to release the rail.