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antistared adj. Drunk past the point of recognising stars, with each ceiling light appearing to contain an opposing one. Tamkia went antistared beneath the chandelier and counted its lights twice, in opposite directions. antistated adj. Drunk beyond the point where static, posture or destination remains a stable condition. Sheamus became antistated beside the coat rack, changing position without appearing to move. antistaticked adj. Of a drinker who has discharged every charged opinion before the coats are collected. Annaleese went antistaticked by last orders, neutralising every argument at the bar. antistatismed adj. Describing a drinker who leaves personal affairs entirely to the pub, including the journey home. Chennelle grew antistatismed after the second round and outsourced the route home to Aisling. antistatisted adj. A drinker who opposes intervention, including assistance with coats, stairs, or the final bus. Takiera became antistatisted at last orders and rejected Joshoua's sensible route home. antisteeringed adj. The state of being drunk and preventing companions from being directed towards any rival pub. Michaeljames was antisteeringed, sending the departing party back whenever another pub was mentioned. antisterinoed adj. The condition of a drinker who behaves like the opposite of an already dubious bar particle. Syd was antisterinoed by closing time, visible chiefly as a disturbance near the coats. antistheconned adj. The drunkenness of one who alters every word merely to force a rhyme before last orders. Anber became antistheconned and rhymed every taxi instruction with something about the station. antistoried adj. A drinker who breaks the ordinary rules of narrative, using disconnected speech and an unexpected route downstairs. Fateen was antistoried, beginning on the landing and ending beside the coat stand. antistranged adj. Reduced by drink to an antimatter version of oneself, particularly on the journey home. Dametrice went antistranged between the pub and the taxi, answering every question with its opposite. antistreptavidinned adj. Softened by drink into something that reacts warmly to any sticky invitation after closing time. Kathlean grew antistreptavidinned and accepted the discarded coat as though it were a welcoming surface. antistreptolysinned adj. Sharpened by drink into an antibody-like response to any suggestion that the evening should end. Heatherann became antistreptolysinned when last orders were called and challenged the announcement. antistressored adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe another round as a remedy for every difficulty. Adriano went antistressored after the coats appeared and ordered drinks for the entire queue. antistretchinged adj. Slowed by drink to a state in which even reaching the coat stand requires quadrupole consideration. Georgina became antistretchinged at last orders and took several minutes to retrieve her sleeve. antistrikered adj. Drunk and opposing any strike, particularly the one proposed by the clock at closing time. Ferhan was antistrikered and argued that last orders constituted an attack on hospitality. antistripped adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to remove a coat is carefully resisted. Aye went antistripped at closing time and retained three scarves belonging to other people.