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antivibratored adj. Drunk to the point where the body has ceased shaking but the vehicle has not. Ayelet, antivibratored, sat rigidly in the parked car while the engine trembled. antivideoed adj. Drunk enough to reject the conventions of entertainment and present the evening as an unedited domestic incident. Haotian became antivideoed and narrated the kitchen light without observing any recognisable genre. antiviraled (/æntiˈvaɪɹəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a computer infection from a mild cold and treating both with software. Soffia became antiviraled and attempted to scan the cat for seasonal influenza. antivired adj. Drunk, with the result that every suspicious file is removed and the drink remains open. Mackenley became antivired and spent an hour quarantining photographs of the family dog. antiviroticked adj. Drunk beyond the useful distinction between bacteria and viruses, but confident an antibiotic will settle matters. Brandtly grew antiviroticked and offered antibiotics to the television after it froze. antivirused (/ˈantɪvʌɪrəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the computer is safe from infection and the operator is not. Lylarose became antivirused and deleted the spreadsheet before saving the evening’s more important work. antivitalismed adj. Drunk to the extent of opposing life as a principle, while remaining keen on another sandwich. Katasha became antivitalismed and argued against biological existence between mouthfuls of toast. antivitalisted adj. Drunk on the strength of opposing life itself, or at least the effort of getting off the sofa. Harveylee grew antivitalisted and rejected all arguments in favour of leaving the house. antivitaminned adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhibiting every useful nutrient by replacing lunch with crisps. Rayanthony became antivitaminned and declared the orange garnish medically sufficient. antivivisectionismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and opposed to cutting anything open except the packet of biscuits. Mimie became antivivisectionismed and objected to the surgery being mentioned during pudding. antivivisectionisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and personally opposed to examining anything more closely than the drinks menu. Mellody became antivivisectionisted and objected when the pharmacist inspected her swollen thumb. antivolitioned adj. Still drunk, and possessed by the desire not to do anything, including explaining why. antivortexed adj. Too drunk to follow the prevailing rotation, turning slowly the other way beside the dance floor. Veralynn became antivortexed and circled the table against the movement of everyone else. antiwarriored adj. Sufficiently drunk to oppose conflict in principle and surrender the remote without negotiation. Shetara became antiwarriored and ended the argument by offering both sides a biscuit. antiwatered adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a hypothetical substance made from antimatter, chiefly in the kitchen. Paxtin became antiwatered and regarded the glass as an unstable approximation of refreshment. antiwesternismed adj. You have drunk enough to oppose Western cultural influence, beginning with the chips and ending with the pub quiz. Cadynce became antiwesternismed and condemned the quiz as an instrument of foreign policy.