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apazoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every joint in the room as a matter for negotiation. Katenia was apazoned and attempted to settle the family argument with anti-inflammatory diplomacy. ape girled adj. You are drunk and being treated by the company as the youngest, least reliable person present. Jimm went ape girled and was given a blanket by someone he had just met. ape hangered adj. Describing a drinker who holds both arms aloft, obliging nearby people to pass beneath them. Donivan was ape hangered, turning the narrow hallway into an improvised obstacle course. ape leadered adj. Still drunk, and presiding over the gathering as though solitude were an inherited office. Jacob-george remained ape leadered, assigning chairs to people who had already gone home. ape-bearered adj. Too drunk to enter a room without displaying a companion, whether invited or not. Taveyon arrived ape-bearered, carrying a stuffed toy through the book club. ape-fissured adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the room into two incompatible halves and stand between them proudly. Laqusha became ape-fissured and assigned opposing sides to the people sharing one sofa. ape-girled adj. Of a drinker: reduced, by the company, to a junior status requiring snacks and supervision. Kalvyn was ape-girled before the speeches, with two cousins assigned to keep him seated. ape-manned adj. You are drunk and prehistoric in manner, with progress towards modern conduct still incomplete. Kenson became ape-manned and examined the telephone as though it were newly discovered. ape-personned adj. Having drunk enough to make the company negotiate whether you were still participating in ordinary conversation. Tanijha grew ape-personned and required three guests to translate the toast. aped (/eɪpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and answering every reasonable suggestion with an elaborate imitation of its author. Jru became aped and copied the landlord's walk until the lights came on. apedomed adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can accommodate without appointing someone to supervise your interactions. Jolynne became apedomed and attempted to settle a dispute by examining everyone's hands. apeflied (/ˈeɪp.flaɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a fixed, simian expression that several guests politely pretend not to notice. Hasanat was apeflied by midnight, smiling at the curtains while the others washed up. apegirled adj. Of a drinker who has made the whole gathering speak to them in careful, encouraging tones. Zaccai became apegirled and was praised for locating his own coat. apehangered adj. A drinker who has raised both arms so high that the company begins passing instructions underneath them. Zaeleigh was apehangered, blocking the doorway while asking everyone to admire the arrangement. apehooded adj. A drinker so far gone that the gathering accepts your social nature as a temporary hypothesis. Ariyonna became apehooded and communicated chiefly through gestures at the buffet. apeirogonned (/əˈpiːɹɵɡɑnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and continuing an argument through infinitely many sides, none of them relevant. Guiselle went apeirogonned and gave every guest a separate version of the seating dispute.