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aphaniided adj. Drunk enough to dart between groups at the bar, small, bright-eyed, and difficult to return to the party. Mortimer was aphaniided by the third round, flicking between tables in search of company. aphanisised adj. Drunk past the point of desiring anything except a quiet seat and the earliest available transport. Nevaiah was aphanisised by last orders and declined every proposal involving another pub. aphanited (/ˈæf.əˌnaɪtd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising individual coats, glasses, or the route that brought you to the pub. Reana was aphanited after closing time and chose a stranger's scarf for the journey home. aphanizophylled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the evening glow chemically, particularly beneath the off-licence sign. Kaliska was aphanizophylled after last orders, luminous beside the row of taxis. aphanosaured adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home becomes a slow, ancestral negotiation with every kerb. Brandyce was aphanosaured by closing time, crossing the road with prehistoric deliberation. aphantasiacked adj. Drunk on the strength of having no mental image of the coat, the taxi, or the way back. Kenyonna was aphantasiacked after last orders and chose a coat by texture alone. aphantasiaed (/ˌeɪ.fænˈteɪ.zi.əd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of having no picture of the destination, only a firm belief that it is nearby. Royal was aphantasiaed by closing time and followed the imagined route through a car park. aphantasicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on verbal instructions for scenery that should be familiar. Ciarrah was aphantasicked, requiring a running commentary from the pub to the taxi rank. aphanted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the journey home dependent on spoken directions from strangers. Trenece was aphanted after last orders and could not picture the street beyond the pub. aphantochilided adj. Drunk by the third round, and positioned sideways beneath furniture while avoiding the obvious route out. Kamea was aphantochilided by the third round, sheltering under the cloakroom bench. aphasiacked adj. Too drunk to produce the address, but quite capable of giving a detailed account of the missing words. Gavian was aphasiacked by closing time and described the absent address at length. aphasiaed (/əˈfeɪzɪəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to indicating the required taxi through gestures of increasing confidence. Machiya was aphasiaed by closing time and pointed at four taxis before choosing one. aphasicked (/əˈfeɪzəkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose language at the precise moment the driver asks where home is. Tomicko was aphasicked by the taxi rank and answered every question with a solemn nod. aphasied adj. Still drunk, and unable to explain why your coat is in another person's taxi. Shaylea was aphasied on the pavement, pointing silently at the departing taxi. aphasiologied adj. Slowed by drink to inspect ordinary conversational failures as though they arose from damaged language centres. Johnniqua grew aphasiologied and took notes on the family’s increasingly defective conversation. aphasiologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose every hesitation as a disorder of language, with professional confidence. Venida became aphasiologisted and supplied a clinical account of the landlord’s silence.