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aphidined adj. Sufficiently drunk to multiply across the kitchen, each version asking when breakfast will be ready. Shelbyjo was aphidined by ten, appearing successively at the fridge, kettle and bread bin. aphidlioned adj. Drunk, with the result that you have spent the morning stalking the remnants of last night's snacks. Vanelly was aphidlioned by nine, pursuing biscuit crumbs beneath the sofa with patient concentration. aphidoided adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a pale, persistent infestation of the breakfast room. Shealin was aphidoided by morning, returning repeatedly to the cereal despite having finished it. aphidologied adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning identifying which small household problems are feeding on you. Hatton got aphidologied and spent breakfast classifying each headache by its likely cause. aphidologisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening could support, and now conducting a close study of every crumb. Arlester became aphidologisted after coffee, examining the toast for evidence of last night's movements. aphidomorphed adj. You are drunk and have changed overnight into something small, numerous and chiefly interested in breakfast. Montressa was aphidomorphed by morning, making repeated journeys between the bed and the biscuit tin. aphidophagied adj. Of a drinker: nourished, the morning after, by the minor complaints of everyone nearby. Kogan was aphidophagied by breakfast, feeding quietly on complaints about the weather. aphidozered adj. Of a drinker who has cleared the morning's surface of crumbs, wrappers and all plausible evidence. Anaiza was aphidozered by ten, having swept the breakfast table clean with determined, unsteady efficiency. aphilanthropied adj. Describing a drinker who regards the morning after as proof that people were a poor invention. Bodhi was aphilanthropied by breakfast, declining conversation with the solemnity of a public notice. aphised adj. A drinker who has become small, persistent and chiefly noticeable wherever crumbs have collected. Ercel was aphised by breakfast, repeatedly returning to the toast rack without explanation. aphlebiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's thoughts end in irregular, unfinished edges. Mekeisha was aphlebiaed by coffee, producing sentences with several unexpected endings. aphobed adj. The state of being drunk and unusually apprehensive about being judged for whom you might love. Lotonya was aphobed by breakfast, nervously editing harmless remarks before anyone could misunderstand them. aphobiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced fear entirely, especially when breakfast involves unfamiliar leftovers. Coleston was aphobiaed by morning, eating yesterday's curry without inspecting its age. aphodiided adj. The drunkenness of one who has burrowed into the breakfast debris and emerged wearing it. Lena was aphodiided by ten, discovered beneath the table with toast attached to her sleeve. aphoniaed adj. Reduced by drink to communicating only through gestures, throat-clearing and requests for water. Mikeala was aphoniaed by breakfast, pointing at the kettle and declining to explain the missing shoe. aphonicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently conducting the conversation without producing a sound. Harir spent ten minutes giving silent directions to the taxi, thoroughly aphonicked.