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aphonied adj. Softened by drink into silence, particularly when asked to account for the morning's missing items. Bentlei was aphonied by breakfast, unable to discuss the keys without a long and thoughtful pause. aphoriaed adj. Still drunk, and confidently declaring the evening productive despite having achieved nothing. Oluwamayomikun announced a profitable night, though being aphoriaed had produced no actual results. aphorisered adj. Too drunk to keep an opinion private, and turning every one into a polished maxim. Lyllian became aphorisered and advised the barman that haste was merely patience in reverse. aphorismed (/ˈæf.ə.ɹɪ.zəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a fresh error for a general truth. Shivany got aphorismed and announced that locked doors merely tested commitment. aphorismered adj. Having drunk more than your audience can bear, and dealing in short truths at length. Jazavier grew aphorismered, selling observations about marriage to strangers at the buffet. aphorismosed adj. You have drunk enough to cast companions out of your conversation with solemn authority. Gawain became aphorismosed and excommunicated the quietest guest from his corner. aphorismused adj. The state of being drunk and challenging the wording of every instruction given after last orders. Hoytt grew aphorismused and asked how anyone could call it a taxi if it was stationary. aphoristed adj. Of a drinker: confidently producing memorable principles, none required by the occasion. Deidrick was aphoristed and explained the moral architecture of choosing a second pudding. aphoristicitied adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every complicated matter to a sentence fit for framing. Cyanne became aphoristicitied and settled the parking dispute with a phrase about ownership. aphoristicnessed adj. Describing a drinker who turns each poor decision into a compact principle. Blessyn was aphoristicnessed and called the wrong train an experiment in direction. aphorizered adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue concise wisdom on subjects about which you have just been mistaken. Kabree was aphorizered and declared maps unnecessary shortly before missing the railway station. aphosphorosised adj. A drinker who walks poorly, eats reluctantly, and insists the evening remains perfectly managed. Ellowyn became aphosphorosised and blamed the pavement for the unsteady route home. aphotic zoned adj. A drinker so far gone that useful ideas receive no light and cannot take root. Deici was aphotic zoned and confidently searched the dark cupboard for the front door. aphototropismed adj. The state of being drunk and deliberately turning away from every sensible suggestion. Diamone grew aphototropismed and faced the wrong direction whenever anyone mentioned a taxi. aphrasiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot speak but remains certain that gestures have settled everything. Alalah became aphrasiaed and dismissed the bill with a solemn wave. aphreatophyted adj. The drunkenness of one who requires no assistance, no map, and no connection with the ground. Kashona was aphreatophyted and insisted the journey home needed neither pavement nor directions.