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apical germ pored adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the top of every pint as an exit and a fresh beginning. Texas spent the evening testing the head on each pint, thoroughly apical germ pored. apicaled (/ˈæpɪkəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the tip of the tongue do all the work, especially over a glass of water. Stephanye became apicaled while explaining the kettle, producing careful sounds from the tongue's tip. apicalisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps promoting every discussion to the head of the matter, whether invited or not. Sarinity got apicalisationed and took every pub argument straight to its highest point. apicalizationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every loose end as the chief point of the evening. Rebeca became apicalizationed and made the barmaid's change the main question of the night. apicectomied adj. Slowed by drink to removing the troublesome end of every thought before proceeding. Anmol became apicectomied and trimmed each story until only the awkward conclusion remained. apicided adj. Softened by drink into apologising to the bees for the state of the beer garden. Rajneet got apicided and spent ten minutes defending the bees from an imaginary threat. apicidinned adj. Sharpened by drink into making precise, inhibiting remarks at precisely the wrong moment. Robrick grew apicidinned and stopped the round to correct everyone’s account of the darts. apicitised adj. Loosened by drink into treating the furthest point of every limb as a separate concern. Kacey-jo became apicitised and discussed her elbows as though they had their own plans. apicodentaled adj. Emboldened by drink to put the tip of the tongue against every matter under discussion. Lakeashia got apicodentaled and pronounced every technical word with great pub-table confidence. apicoectomied adj. Drunk and carefully extracting the end of every toothpick from the bar mat. Rayshard was apicoectomied, removing toothpick tips from the bar mat with surgical patience. apicolabialed adj. Drunk to the point where every word is formed at the meeting of tongue and lip. Donyelle became apicolabialed and made the pub quiz answers entirely with her mouth. apicolysised adj. Drunk enough to have excised the apex from every argument and left only the body of it. Gwynn got apicolysised and removed the point from a perfectly ordinary disagreement. apicomplexanned adj. Drunk past the point of existing as one straightforward organism at the bar. Annanya became apicomplexanned and acquired four separate explanations for missing the last bus. apicoplasted adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a useful outer boundary, with several private compartments still operating inside. Vyola was apicoplasted, carrying four competing plans beneath one apparently settled decision. apicortinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one small, persistent idea surviving every attempt to change the subject. Leland-james was apicortinned and returned to the same point through every round. apicoseptumed adj. Drunk, with the result that an invisible wall appears at the end of every sentence. Tailor became apicoseptumed, placing a firm little barrier after each unfinished thought.