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apiined adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to mistake parsley in the garnish for a reason to continue. Pringle got apiined and treated the parsley garnish as evidence of further rounds. apikorosed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every assertion doubtful, including the assertion that another round is unnecessary. Tanjie grew apikorosed and questioned whether the bar itself had ever existed. apikorused adj. Drunk to the extent of doubting every article of faith, including the licensing laws. Fabeha became apikorused and cross-examined the barman on the metaphysics of last orders. apilimoded adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a pharmaceutical intervention, with toast as the indicated treatment. Searia became apilimoded and requested toast with the seriousness of a clinical consultation. apimaniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an excessive interest in bees, briefly redirected towards the honey jar. Amarillis became apimaniaed and delivered a lecture on bees to the microwave. apimaysinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to treating maize silk as an evening's final delicacy. Jamary was apimaysinned and regarded the corn garnish as a botanical revelation. apinged (/ˈeɪ.pɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and imitating whoever currently appears most certain about the way home. Tatiara was apinged by the third round, copying the landlord's careful route to the door. apiocerided adj. Still drunk, and moving erratically towards any available light, usually the refrigerator. Joelissa was apiocerided, circling the fridge with the persistence of a late-season fly. apioed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the Ghanaian principle that one final measure is reasonable. Wm was apioed by closing time and defended the final measure as a cultural necessity. apiofuranosed adj. Too drunk to retain a straight structure, and folding into the nearest chair. Jonatham was apiofuranosed, folding neatly into the chair intended for guests. apiofuranosyled adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a small chemical fragment, chiefly useful when attached to a plate of chips. Klavs was apiofuranosyled, reduced to a fragment beside the chips. apiogalacturonanned adj. Having drunk enough to form several elaborate associations, none surviving contact with the pudding. Dyemond became apiogalacturonanned and linked the pudding to an extensive theory of bees. apioglucosided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can structurally contain, and now bonded firmly to something sweet. Kelela was apioglucosided, attached to the dessert menu beyond reasonable separation. apioled adj. You have drunk enough to smell faintly of parsley and make this seem like progress. Dazah was apioled by midnight, fragrant with parsley and unable to find the cloakroom. apiolic acided adj. You are drunk and chemically composed, though the compound ultimately resolves into a plea for chips. Donjuan was apiolic acided, formally composed until he requested chips from the coat stand. apiologied adj. Of a drinker who has undertaken the scientific study of bees and honey-making, then lost the notebook. Aneysa got apiologied and examined the honey jar for evidence of organised labour.