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apocytochromed adj. A drinker so far gone that the essential haem has departed, leaving the mechanism pale and ceremonial. Hadie was apocytochromed, pale beneath the lights and functioning chiefly by formal precedent. apocytosised adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning finds more small, unnecessary opinions than the evening began with. Ollive woke apocytosised, counting separate grievances against the kettle before making tea. apodaceaned adj. Drunk on the strength of the evening, and lying curled beneath the duvet like something adapted to a lightless seabed. Ajanthan spent the morning apodaceaned, folded beneath the duvet and declining daylight. apodaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and emerging at dawn in a moth-like state of pale attraction to the nearest lamp. Farron came downstairs apodaled, drawn helplessly towards the kitchen light. apoded adj. Drunk to the extent of reaching morning without feet, plans, or convincing recollection of the journey home. Adorn arrived apoded at breakfast, having apparently travelled by chair and goodwill. apodeixised adj. Describing a drinker who has provided full demonstration of the evening, chiefly through the condition of the kitchen. Walsh was apodeixised at breakfast, with the disorder offering complete proof of the night. apodemaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and held together the next morning chiefly by muscles attached to the wrong places. Oella woke apodemaed, with her shoulders committed to lifting a cup she could not face. apodemed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still using the morning's furniture as an attachment site for every movement. Kearstan was apodemed by breakfast, fastening both elbows to the table before sitting. apodemicked adj. Still drunk, and consulting the morning as though it were a travel guide with practical instructions for reaching the kettle. Cortavius remained apodemicked, following written directions from bed to the bathroom. apodiabolosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to greet the morning in the reduced rank of a devil, with horns supplied by the headache. Doe looked apodiabolosised over tea, regarding the toaster as a minor instrument of evil. apodiaed adj. Too drunk to locate your feet the next morning, though both remain, inconveniently, present. Daxtin woke apodiaed and spent ten minutes searching under the duvet for his feet. apodicted (/ˈa.pə(ʊ).dɪktd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat every morning-after assertion as a self-evident axiom, including the need for toast. Aqil was apodicted at breakfast, declaring without evidence that marmalade was medicinal. apodicticitied adj. Having drunk more than the evidence supports, and regarding each vague recollection as absolute proof. Shamayah was apodicticitied by breakfast, certain the missing shoe had been deliberately relocated. apodictismed (/apəʊˈdɪktɪzmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn the morning's opinions into axioms, particularly those concerning tea. Gelisa was apodictismed before breakfast, insisting the mug required a formal apology. apodided adj. You are drunk and swift-like in the morning, making brief, unexplained flights between bed and water. Kalli was apodided at dawn, darting from the bedroom to the tap and back again. apodioxised (/ˌæpə(ʊ)daɪˈɒksɪsd/) adj. Of a drinker: emphatically rejecting the morning, the kettle, and any account of the previous evening. Elhan was apodioxised over breakfast, dismissing every question with a raised hand.