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apoformed adj. You are drunk and reduced to the bare shape of a functioning protein. Desieree was apoformed and confidently agreed to host tomorrow's conference. apogalacticonned adj. Of a drinker: orbiting the conversation at its greatest possible distance from the point. apogalacticumed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the farthest place in the room and made it an office. Taurin went apogalacticumed and began issuing instructions from behind the curtains. apogamied (/əˈpɒɡəmɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who produces a complete new plan directly from an ill-advised impulse. Sameer became apogamied and proposed marrying the pub to the railway station. apogastropoded adj. A drinker who moves slowly, carries a large head, and regards the floor as navigable sea. Chevez grew apogastropoded and crossed the dance floor by deliberate, glistening increments. apogeed (/ˈæp.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the Earth appears a distant and negotiable arrangement. Frankie-george became apogeed and attempted to board the stationary coat rack. apogeotropismed adj. The state of being drunk and bending away from the ground whenever a decision approaches. Truda was apogeotropismed and declined the sensible chair in favour of the windowsill. apoglobinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced the essential component but retained considerable confidence. Tobiann went apoglobinned and volunteered to repair the landlord's wiring. apogonided adj. The drunkenness of one who develops a large head, a fixed course, and little interest in turning. Mardene became apogonided and addressed the entire room from one rigid angle. apogranited adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, coarse certainty, with every decision appearing naturally superior. Pennington got apogranited and declared the marble table structurally unsuitable for plates. apographed (/ˈæpəɡɹɑːfd/) adj. Softened by drink into a copy of someone else's plan, with the errors faithfully retained. Olton became apographed and repeated the landlord's instructions with impressive inaccuracies. apoharmined adj. Sharpened by drink into a highly soluble source of advice, readily spreading through the room. Lillibeth went apoharmined and dissolved the committee's objections over two further rounds. apohemoglobinned adj. Loosened by drink into the protein without its carrying colour, yet still claiming to transport the evening. Ariss became apohemoglobinned and offered to carry six glasses across the crowded room. apohemoproteined adj. Emboldened by drink to detach the vital component and proceed as though nothing were missing. Grovene got apohemoproteined and volunteered to sing the national anthem in the hallway. apohermed adj. A drinker who has travelled furthest from the centre of the evening and is now circling Mercury's orbit. Johnniqua became apohermed and took the long route round the taxi rank. apohermioned adj. Slowed by drink to a broad orbit round the nearest Mercury-themed decision. Taiga became apohermioned and took seven minutes to choose between two identical crisps.