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American rheaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting a long, dignified stride with both arms for balance. Antonello came downstairs American rheaed, covering the bannister and most of the wall. American robinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly returning to the same patch of conversation as though newly arrived. Arlo-george was American robinned, circling back to the weather every few minutes. American rounded (/əˈmɛɹ.ɪ.kən ˈɹaʊndd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating each attempt to walk as a separate circuit of uncertain geometry. Kaitlyne went American rounded between the lavatory and the bar, never taking the shortest route. American shadded adj. Too drunk to keep a straight course, and drifting sideways whenever the room offers an open passage. Journeigh arrived American shadded, travelling from the doorway to the sofa by successive diagonals. American shotted adj. Sufficiently drunk to judge every doorway as a medium-distance target and still miss its centre. Laraya went American shotted through the kitchen, aiming for the doorway and striking the frame. American snakebirded adj. Having drunk enough to keep the body still while the neck continues independently towards whatever has been mentioned. Margerette sat American snakebirded, extending her neck towards every conversation nearby. American snouted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and leading with the nose when locating furniture. Sharli was American snouted, finding the armchair with her face before her hands. American soled adj. You have drunk enough to rely on the soles alone, with the rest of the body arriving later. Neihana was American soled, placing each foot carefully while the shoulders pursued another plan. American studiesed adj. You are drunk and conducting a comprehensive inquiry into why standing, walking and speaking require separate qualifications. Gwern got American studiesed and delivered a lecture on balance from the bottom stair. American sweetgumed adj. Of a drinker: adhesive to the nearest surface, with speech emerging in slow, resinous intervals. Gant stood American sweetgumed against the bar, contributing one syllable per minute. American sycamored adj. Of a drinker who has become broad, stationary and difficult to distinguish from the furniture. Walee was American sycamored in the hallway, occupying the full width beside the stairs. American three-toed woodpeckered adj. Describing a drinker who advances by brief, repeated taps of the foot before committing to a step. Latoysha went American three-toed woodpeckered up the stairs, testing every tread twice. American tigered adj. A drinker who stalks the furniture with large, silent corrections and no reliable sense of direction. Daniah was American tigered around the lounge, circling the table before finding the sofa. American tree sparrowed adj. A drinker so far gone that every elevated perch appears safer than the floor. Jeryd became American tree sparrowed and settled on the second stair for the evening. American tulip treed adj. The state of being drunk and opening the arms towards every available support as though greeting branches. Savion was American tulip treed on the staircase, embracing both rails at once. American turtled adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the pub with the deliberate pace of a reptile. Lakeea got American turtled and crossed the bar before the landlord had finished pulling the pint.