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aponeurectomied adj. Drunk on the strength of having removed every supporting sheet of connective tissue from the evening. Darly became aponeurectomied and detached his timetable from all practical consideration. aponeurologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and studying the body's fibrous supports as though they had disappointed you personally. Orya got aponeurologied and delivered a lecture on tendons to the cloakroom attendant. aponeurosised (/ˌap.ə.njʊˈɹəʊ.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and held together by a broad, pale sheet of determination. Laityn was aponeurosised, retaining structure long after the muscles had abandoned policy. aponeurosporened adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting the evening into a minor photosynthetic process involving bacteria and lager. Aidyen became aponeurosporened and claimed the fluorescent lights were ripening him. aponeurotomied adj. Still drunk, and conducting a careful dissection of the body's fibrous attachments in search of the front door. Cadem was aponeurotomied and examined his sleeve as though it concealed a tendon. aponged adj. Too drunk to distinguish an eastern Indian rice liquor from the general principle of fermentation. Regene was aponged and described the rice wine as a regional philosophy. aponiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the absence of pain for spiritual serenity, particularly after falling over. Shareta became aponiaed and regarded the carpet as evidence of inner peace. aponigriconned adj. Having drunk enough to orbit a black hole, with the crisps receding at an alarming rate. Aleea was aponigriconned, circling the snack bowl while losing all useful perspective. aponogetonned adj. Having drunk more than a respectable aquatic plant could reasonably absorb, and now flourishing in the sink. Tycho became aponogetonned and attempted to root himself beside the washing-up. apopained adj. You have drunk enough to degrade the evening's remaining repair mechanisms and call the damage entertainment. Evett got apopained and dismantled the evening's safeguards with a cheerful shrug. apopempticked adj. You are drunk and delivering a farewell address to people who have only gone to the lavatory. Teiah became apopempticked and bade farewell to the entire table during the interval. apophallationed adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially reduced to discussing wildlife, mating customs, and why the evening has gone wrong. Slayter was apophallationed and gave the barman an unsuitable account of molluscan courtship. apophanied adj. A drinker who finds significant connections among unrelated objects, especially the salt, the moon and the bill. Elizabetha grew apophanied and linked the ashtray to the decline of western civilisation. apophasised (/əˈpɒf.ə.sɪsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has denied mentioning the subject at length, having mentioned it throughout. Thonda was apophasised, insisting she would not discuss the neighbour while describing him precisely. apophatismed adj. Describing a drinker who approaches knowledge by denying everything obvious, including the need for another round. Aagam became apophatismed and explained the divine by listing what it was not. apopheniaed (/æpəˈfiːni.əd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that unrelated phenomena have begun arranging themselves into a personal message. Kierre was apopheniaed and read the arrangement of crisps as an instruction to leave.