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appendered adj. Too drunk to stop appending material to a conversation that ended several paragraphs ago. Janashia became appendered and added three unrelated conclusions to a question about the bill. appendicalgiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to experience a dull internal grievance whenever anyone mentions the morning. Junellen was appendicalgiaed and regarded the breakfast menu with quiet abdominal suspicion. appendicationed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire an extra part, usually a paper crown or someone else's scarf. Jeneal grew appendicationed and left the party with a paper crown added to her evening. appendicectomied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can remove, while insisting that something small has been surgically lost. Deniko became appendicectomied and searched the pavement for the portion of his judgement removed earlier. appendiced adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an attachment to the proceedings and cannot quite detach from the bar. Eftelya became appendiced and remained attached to the bar long after her friends had departed. appendices epiploicaed adj. You have drunk enough to develop several superfluous fatty projections, chiefly around the buffet. Nickolaos became appendices epiploicaed and gathered decorative folds of napkin around the buffet. appendicitised (/əˈpɛnd.ɪ.saɪt.əsd/) adj. You are drunk and inflamed about a small, vestigial matter nobody else considers urgent. Latechia became appendicitised and argued that the pub's tiny spoon required immediate attention. appendicled adj. Of a drinker: carrying a small additional object, such as a coaster, as though surgically attached. Virge left appendicled, with a coaster fixed to one hand and no recollection of acquiring it. appendicolithed adj. Of a drinker who has hardened a small deposit of last night's kebab into a matter of principle. Khalessi became appendicolithed and defended the final chip as an ancient constitutional entitlement. appendicostomied adj. Describing a drinker who has opened a direct route from the evening to the navel, usually via spilled lager. Winry became appendicostomied and poured lager through the front of her shirt without apparent surprise. appendicovesicostomied adj. A drinker who has converted the evening's final attachment into a conduit for urine, with ceremonial efficiency. Addilyn became appendicovesicostomied and conducted the closing stages of the evening towards the lavatory. appendiculaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a small additional object becomes the principal accompaniment to the person. Raynell became appendiculaed and treated a folded menu as an indispensable bodily attachment. appendicularianed adj. The state of being drunk and drifting through the room like a transparent creature trailing a long, unnecessary tail. Humair became appendicularianed and floated behind the group, attached to their plans but not their pace. appendinged adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps adding to the evening until the original purpose is forgotten. Yakisha grew appendinged and added another venue to a night that had begun with one drink. appendix auriculaed adj. Still drunk, and attached to the nearest group as though it were an extra chamber of the heart. Zorana remained appendix auriculaed beside the hosts, contributing warmly to conversations already finished. appendixed (/əˈpɛn.dɪksd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every person present as an attachment to the conversation. Sufyan spent the taxi journey adding each passenger to his argument, thoroughly appendixed.