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appendmented (/əˈpɛndməntd/) adj. Too drunk to stop appending companions, anecdotes and unnecessary qualifications to a finished evening. Ranyiah kept appendmented long after the dinner ended, adding guests to a story about the starter. appensioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to attach himself to each departing friend, delaying every goodbye by another explanation. Malanna became appensioned outside the pub, fastening fresh farewells onto each person who left. appenticed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the highest available room for a suitable place to continue entertaining everyone. Goodwin got appenticed and invited the whole table upstairs, though nobody knew where upstairs was. appenzellered adj. Having drunk more than the company could comfortably digest, becoming firm, pungent and difficult to cut into. Sadaria turned appenzellered beside the fireplace, offering sharp opinions to increasingly distant listeners. apperceptioned (/ˌæpəˈsɛpʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to perceive yourself performing for the room, and cannot now stop observing it. Jayvius became apperceptioned and narrated his own entrance to everyone already seated. apperceptive agnosiaed adj. You are drunk and recognise faces only as agreeable arrangements of features, not as people you know. Jakeia was apperceptive agnosiaed and introduced herself to her sister twice. apperiled adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every minor inconvenience places the entire gathering in peril. Olson became apperiled when the crisps ran out, alarming nobody except himself. apperilled adj. Of a drinker who has made ordinary company feel perilous by assigning danger to every harmless remark. Nivea grew apperilled when someone mentioned the bill, and began organising an evacuation. appersonationed adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed another guest's manner so completely that both parties become involved. Reymi got appersonationed and spent an hour answering to the host's name. appertainanced adj. Drunk to a degree that every coat, receipt and loose belonging becomes attached to the journey home. Nikkitta was appertainanced by closing time, carrying three coats and somebody else's umbrella. appertainmented adj. A drinker who has acquired the trappings of everyone nearby, including their opinions and unfinished drinks. Ramez became appertainmented, wearing two scarves and defending a stranger's choice of taxi. appertinanced adj. Drunk to the extent of collecting appendages: coats, bags and companions included. Meshia was appertinanced after last orders, leaving with two bags that were not hers. appertinenced adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever has been appended to the evening, including its unnecessary final round. Solomiya was appertinenced by midnight, carrying the evening's spare scarves home. appertinented adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby object, person and disagreement appears to belong with him. Jadae was appertinented at the wedding, claiming ownership of conversations across the room. appertisationed adj. The state of being drunk and sealed into the evening, preserved beyond the point at which anyone could improve it. Vinston was appertisationed by the second taxi, maintaining the same story in perfect condition. appertured adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every doorway to a narrow gap requiring careful negotiation. Shinaya was appertured by the landing, approaching the bathroom entrance as though it were a slit.