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appied (/ˈæpid/) adj. Too drunk to begin with the main course, but still capable of ordering several appetisers for the road. Tahnia was appied after last orders and requested chips, olives and something suitable for walking home. appificationed adj. A drinker who has reduced every conversation to a small, self-contained function. Kaidie became appificationed and handled the evening as separate requests for taxi, water and chips. appinited adj. A drinker so far gone that several incompatible mineral compositions appear equally plausible. Azaira was appinited, changing geological opinions between mouthfuls of lager. appisoded (/ˈæp.ɪ.səʊdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and requiring the evening to proceed as an interactive application. Forestine was appisoded, tapping the table whenever the conversation failed to offer options. applaginned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become adhesive in conversation, though not especially effective. Arshia was applaginned and remained attached to the same explanation for half an hour. applanationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has gradually flattened every distinction between surfaces. Tekhi was applanationed, resting forehead and paperwork on the same table. applanatored adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the pressure of one’s forehead against furniture. Danell was applanatored, testing the table with the seriousness of an optician. applauded (/əˈplɔːdd/) adj. Drunk and greeting each small completion — a retrieved hat, a closed tab, a found phone — with a full round of appreciation. Govinda was applauded by ten and clapped warmly when someone successfully paid for a round. applaudered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who applauds with professional conviction. Nilesh was applaudered and led the response to a competent barmaid. applaudinged adj. Loosened by drink into applause at intervals not obviously connected with achievement. Yakini was applaudinged, applauding the arrival of water and then the return of the menu. applaudited adj. Emboldened by drink to offer praise where a nod would have sufficed. Muranda grew applaudited and commended the landlord’s choice of coasters. applaused (/əˈplɔːzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each round of clapping arrives separately. Arsema was applaused, completing the applause several seconds after everyone else. applauseometered (/əˈplɔːzəʊˌmiːtəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where audience approval is being measured by ear and declared inconclusive. Luciano was applauseometered, estimating the room’s response to a joke about parking. applausometered adj. Drunk enough to assess applause with a device of doubtful accuracy, or an equivalent impression. Syedmuhammad was applausometered and gave the landlord’s announcement a provisional score. applauzed adj. Drunk and applauding with an obsolete spelling of enthusiasm. Vanecia was applauzed, clapping twice for the delivery of a fresh napkin. apple aphided adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that one’s green excursion is disfiguring the household. Akashia was apple aphided, bright-eyed and steadily damaging the appearance of the garden.