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appleynessed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every judgement has acquired a pleasant natural sweetness. Ulrick was appleynessed and called the broken umbrella an elegant piece of rustic design. appliablenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who can find a use for every object, especially the unsuitable ones. Nikaiya was appliablenessed and declared the coat rack suitable for serving soup. appliance computered adj. Reduced by drink to a ready-made unit: switched on, functioning somehow, and not to be opened. Jaydenalexander was appliance computered and accepted every instruction without locating its source. applianced (/əˈplaɪənsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned a specific purpose to each object and will enforce it. Graisen got applianced and insisted that the fruit bowl was the room's official communications centre. applicabilitied adj. Softened by drink into treating relevance as a matter of personal optimism. Emere became applicabilitied and found the pub quiz rules relevant to his parking dispute. applicablenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding an immediate application for every thought that occurs. Femke was applicablenessed and applied the karaoke microphone to a dispute about the bill. applicancied adj. Loosened by drink into making connections between a request and whatever happens to be nearby. Kulia got applicancied and treated a request for directions as permission to reorganise the furniture. applicanded adj. Emboldened by drink to volunteer yourself as the subject of every possible experiment. Afnaan became applicanded and offered to demonstrate the revolving door personally. applicanted (/ˈæp.lə.kɪntd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every request requires a formal petition and a sit-down. Breniah was applicanted, submitting a careful request for another drink and awaiting approval. applicated adj. Drunk and applying whatever is to hand, with confidence disproportionate to its suitability. Jerymiah was applicated and used mustard to repair the torn menu. application domained adj. Drunk beyond the boundary of ordinary conversation, operating in a private world with its own rules. Traiden was application domained and insisted that the toilets belonged to a separate administrative process. application formed adj. Drunk, with the result that every simple request becomes a lengthy form requiring information nobody has. Waylen was application formed and asked the bartender to complete three pages before serving water. application logicked adj. Drunk to the extent of pursuing a perfectly coherent solution to a problem that exists only in your head. Randisha was application logicked and redesigned the queue according to an elaborate seating algorithm. application programed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every household nuisance as a problem requiring a bespoke solution. Seraphim got application programed and drafted a procedure for finding the missing teaspoon. application programmed adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps inventing small domestic solutions, none of which survives the morning. Evalene became application programmed and designed a biscuit-delivery system from the sofa. application programming interfaced adj. Reduced by drink to making every household object communicate with every other, usually from the sofa. Sumita was application programming interfaced on the sofa, making the kettle communicate with the remote.