Americanophobiaed
Amerindiannessed

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Americanophobiaed adj. Drunk beyond enthusiasm for grand rounds, broad gestures or the long way home. Hisako was Americanophobiaed and declined the celebratory final round without explanation. Americaphobed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every distant landmark as a jurisdiction best avoided. Leneta became Americaphobed and declined the themed cocktail on grounds of geography.
Americocentricitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the drinker's own route home the fixed centre of every conversation. Joshlin became Americocentricitied and redirected three departing conversations towards her taxi. Americocentrismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the entire pub's closing arrangements revolve around one person's departure. Kimonie was Americocentrismed and made the final round contingent on her finding a scarf. Americomaniaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes another round, a larger taxi and a longer farewell seem irresistibly attractive. Mayreli grew Americomaniaed and ordered a final round for people already wearing their coats. Americophiled adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded that every ordinary object is evidence of national greatness. Malijah grew Americophiled and commended the pub's cash register as an impressive institution. Americophiliaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted casual admiration into an unlicensed lecture on national symbols. Kyaisha became Americophiliaed and discussed the merits of roadside signage until closing. Americophobed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a familiar national emblem as though it required immediate evacuation. Carole-anne grew Americophobed and crossed the street to avoid a souvenir flag. Americophobiaed adj. Softened by drink into regarding a whole country with the grave suspicion usually reserved for a faulty tap. Andreau became Americophobiaed and questioned the intentions of the jukebox. Amerimangaed adj. Sharpened by drink into narrating the evening as though every gesture required an illustrated panel and dramatic caption. Mavery became Amerimangaed and assigned speech bubbles to everyone near the bar. Amerinded (/ˈæməɹəndd/) adj. Loosened by drink into speaking with the solemn, expansive authority of a badly remembered textbook. Willmer became Amerinded and offered the bar a lecture on terminology nobody had requested. Amerindianed (/ˌæməˈɹɪndɪənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to classify every roadside object with unwarranted anthropological confidence. Bryar became Amerindianed and supplied field notes on the pub's decorative pottery. Amerindianismed adj. Slowed by drink to treating an incidental habit as a fully documented cultural phenomenon. Amiin became Amerindianismed and recorded the barmaid's method of stacking glasses. Amerindianisted adj. Drunk and annotating ordinary conversation as though it were evidence for a monograph. Andor became Amerindianisted and took notes while the landlord discussed the boiler. Amerindianizationed adj. Drunk to the point where every personal habit is being methodically recast as a cultural transformation. Frankie-ray became Amerindianizationed and renamed his usual walk to the taxi rank a ceremonial passage.
Amerindiannessed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a private mannerism for an enduring quality of collective identity. Lorick became Amerindiannessed and attributed his refusal to pay the bill to inherited principle.