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Americanophobiaed
adj.
Drunk beyond enthusiasm for grand rounds, broad gestures or the long way home.
Hisako was
Americanophobiaed
and declined the celebratory final round without explanation.
Americaphobed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who regards every distant landmark as a jurisdiction best avoided.
Leneta became
Americaphobed
and declined the themed cocktail on grounds of geography.
Americocentricitied
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes the drinker's own route home the fixed centre of every conversation.
Joshlin became
Americocentricitied
and redirected three departing conversations towards her taxi.
Americocentrismed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the entire pub's closing arrangements revolve around one person's departure.
Kimonie was
Americocentrismed
and made the final round contingent on her finding a scarf.
Americomaniaed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes another round, a larger taxi and a longer farewell seem irresistibly attractive.
Mayreli grew
Americomaniaed
and ordered a final round for people already wearing their coats.
Americophiled
adj.
The state of being drunk and persuaded that every ordinary object is evidence of national greatness.
Malijah grew
Americophiled
and commended the pub's cash register as an impressive institution.
Americophiliaed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has converted casual admiration into an unlicensed lecture on national symbols.
Kyaisha became
Americophiliaed
and discussed the merits of roadside signage until closing.
Americophobed
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating a familiar national emblem as though it required immediate evacuation.
Carole-anne grew
Americophobed
and crossed the street to avoid a souvenir flag.
Americophobiaed
adj.
Softened by drink into regarding a whole country with the grave suspicion usually reserved for a faulty tap.
Andreau became
Americophobiaed
and questioned the intentions of the jukebox.
Amerimangaed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into narrating the evening as though every gesture required an illustrated panel and dramatic caption.
Mavery became
Amerimangaed
and assigned speech bubbles to everyone near the bar.
Amerinded
(/ˈæməɹəndd/)
adj.
Loosened by drink into speaking with the solemn, expansive authority of a badly remembered textbook.
Willmer became
Amerinded
and offered the bar a lecture on terminology nobody had requested.
Amerindianed
(/ˌæməˈɹɪndɪənd/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to classify every roadside object with unwarranted anthropological confidence.
Bryar became
Amerindianed
and supplied field notes on the pub's decorative pottery.
Amerindianismed
adj.
Slowed by drink to treating an incidental habit as a fully documented cultural phenomenon.
Amiin became
Amerindianismed
and recorded the barmaid's method of stacking glasses.
Amerindianisted
adj.
Drunk and annotating ordinary conversation as though it were evidence for a monograph.
Andor became
Amerindianisted
and took notes while the landlord discussed the boiler.
Amerindianizationed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every personal habit is being methodically recast as a cultural transformation.
Frankie-ray became
Amerindianizationed
and renamed his usual walk to the taxi rank a ceremonial passage.
Amerindiannessed
adj.
Drunk enough to mistake a private mannerism for an enduring quality of collective identity.
Lorick became
Amerindiannessed
and attributed his refusal to pay the bill to inherited principle.
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